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HUGE That seems like a strange choice of adjective for a woman to use to describe an orgasm . In my mind huge is something you use to describe a physical object not a feeling . Or at least and amount of something . Anyway if you're on the lookout for a woman with has "a<b> huge ass </font></b>and huge orgasms" she's about . No matter how much bros make fun of me , I'm proud to objectify women the RIGHT way . I'm 40 now , I'm officially too old for this shit . I was out to MIDNIGHT last night and I feel knackered today . I need a kip . Irish slang of the day - Biscuits to a bear , a waste of time  If you're on this website (and if you aren't how are you reading this ? ) I'd wager you've either given or gotten a car blowjob before . I am not in favor of such things on account of I don't like dying in a fiery car wreck - also World According to Garp you know what I'm saying . My first FriendFinder-x friend went for the car blowjob while driving once and I asked her to wait - didn't go over very well . Anyway , the point is the other day I believe I saw a woman giving a blowjob . . . WHILE DRIVING !!! Getting a blowjob while driving that's dangerous - but giving one ? That's pure insanity . I am in no way condoning or encouraging this madness BUT if you of those people who like to make a big deal about how "crazy" you are with sex stuff - this is a surefire way to send you to number one with a bullet . Sucking a dick while driving a car ? That's some daredevil shit right there . I suppose if you were with a dude that had like a super long porno dick and you had a low dash maybe you could still keep an eye on the road . Also if you're in a relationship this could be like the ultimate test of your communication skills - and if you lose you die . Those are some high stakes . Obviously . I got coupons for a new pizza place in town and they expire in three weeks . And but that I mean on the coupon it says "expires in three weeks" there is NO date . So I guess they never expire ? Also it says "order online" but there is no website listed . Which sure you can argue that since everyone googles or Siris or Alexas everything maybe that's okay but I'm not sure we're quite there yet . And said website is a real mess - it's some like you'd expect to see on angelfire back in 94 . I decided I had to meet this dude behind this so I went to check the place out and he did not disappoint - this fella is a real space cadet . Honestly he feels like the kind of person who might forget to take people's money like half the time . He makes a hell of a pie though . I presume he'll last about 7 weeks before going bankrupt . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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You and I will be together when we shed our memory. When it's as it someday is it always will have been the case . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Hey...that means that place will go bankrupt before the coupons expire! For your birthday - next time I'm driving, I will imagine that I'm giving you a blowjob. You can imagine that you're enjoying. Am I a friend or what.  Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I will confess to having given a couple car blowjobs, but only when parked. Safety first.  
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Only on one occasion did I engage inn activities in a moving car. 1986 Ft Benning, I was dating the older woman. Her niece had a touch of exhibitionism. The couple in front would try to act normal the couple in back would do whatever they could. That was my first experience as a voyeur, watching people who knew I was watching them. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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too bad about the pizza............it's hard to find a good one these days Irving will be glad of the shout out...............snork You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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