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37 tips for sexie nudie sexy sex !
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37 tips for sexie nudie sexy sex ! If you've never read any 1610 Chinese erotic tales translated into English you are missing out - treat yourself ! In addition to be entertaining you'll also learn stuff - I feel like I'll be much better at putting the plum in the golden vase now should I ever get the chance . A while back I read a thing about how 88% of articles now are "listicles" because we're all illiterate dummies . I reject this however . I think instead it's because people love testicles . List + testicles = listicles . I thought about putting a picture of my sack here but I ultimately decided against it . You are welcome . Seven secrets to drive your man wild ; 7. Abandon All Hope As the existentialist philosopher Nietzsche wrote ‘hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man’ so eschew hope before it eschews you . Also , wear his favorite perfume . 6. Surrender to Your Own Deepest Fears Terror is the natural reaction of one’s soul to the emptiness it sees in its own reflection ; let terror wash over you in a redemptive baptism . Also, sexy lingerie will put your man in the mood . 5. Embrace the Hate Love and hate are the yin and yang of human existence: without one, the other is meaningless , like matter and antimatter . Try putting on some smooth jazz and lighting some candles . 4. Obey the Serpent of Temptation Like Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden , you can be both the progenitor and the destroyer of mankind : which will you choose ? Also , why not scatter some rose petals on the bed or something ? 3. Deceive , Inveigle , Obfuscate Lies are only deceitful when the truth has meaning ; neither truth nor falsity exist — only the emptiness of your own failures , and the promise of vengeance . Have you tried Viagra ? Apparently it works . 2. Tread the Great Precipice Between Here and the Hereafter Come , my fireflies , and journey with me into the vast unknown , where morality is a delusion and the only truth is falsity . A sensuous backrub is always nice too . 1. Follow the crows Birds are good at sex . Bees too . After all the hoopla about the eclipse a lot of people are expressing their disappointment that thing's didn't go exactly as they hoped . So in anticipation of the next eclipse here are 8 secrets to enjoying a sexy eclipse ; 8. Animals may behave strangely , if your speaks like a man heed it's warnings 7. When your double arrives resist your instinct to fight it - it may be stronger than you . But watch out so that it doesn't switch places with you - it will be a long time before you have the chance to switch back 6. If you stare into the void and it blinks you win . But the prize is insanity . So , you know , think about it first . 5. Werewolves are only easier to kill during a LUNAR eclipse . This seems evident to me but a lot of people learned this the hard way . 4. Don't buy any plants . You know why . 3. Apep the moon serpent may try to swallow you - it would be advisable to let him do it . 2. No matter how salty your GBF is the moon throws the best shade . 1. If once upon a time you were in love and now you're just falling apart this won't help you - this is a different kind of eclipse . I can't feel you , I can't feel you I can't hear you , I can't speak Cause love don't stink , love don't stink Love don't stink like the cottage cheese I hear my kind in the coma freeze I hear my kind in the coma freeze Lonely , lonely Lonely , lonely like you Thank you Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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the fiercest enemy is the one with nothing to lose Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I feel like I already read that eclipse listicle somewhere else  I have to admit, I kinda have the bug now, and wouldn't be surprised if I end up making a pilgrimage to the Texas Hill Country in April 2024. Blue bonnets and an eclipse, what could be finer?   
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or be trump and stare the mofo down...cuz who da man? You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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1. Follow the crows Birds are good at sex . Bees too . I wrote a post about bird sex once. The Voyeur Bird 6. If you stare into the void and it blinks you win . But the prize is insanity . So , you know , think about it first . This is how Rabbit escapes the Bong world, through the power of nothinghead. I think it was Evil Bong 420, but I'm not sure. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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