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Inbox zero I tell you this the lady moving in across the street is pretty dang cute . This morning I was sitting on my porch drinking diet pineapple soda and shouting at her dumb to get out of my line of sight for ogling while she moves boxes I realized something . Things have been pretty cold and light (the opposite of hot and heavy , see what I did there ? ) for me for a while but in about 10 years all these single moms I don't want to get involved with right now will be -free and DTF . And I won't have a ton of competition because all the other dudes my age will be trying to bang co-eds like the monsters they are . The unfortunate thing is that in ten years my dick probably won't work anymore . It's one of life's many cruel jokes . If you were getting shaggy with someone and it was about time to get down to the meat slappin' and your partner stopped for a second to offer a prayer of thanksgiving to God how much would that freak you out ? Because I feel like if you were non-religious it would be weird but if you were religious it would also be weird because praying for sex isn't really "okay" . If there's one thing religions of the world can agree on it's that sex is wicked and should be done with shame . I don't know if it's true or not but the book I'm reading mentioned in passing that the Talmud has a dietary restriction against eating dirt . And I wonder why this would be necessary . I mean who eats dirt ? Turns out that in some of the more impoverish places in the world they do put small amounts of sugar in mud , dry and eat it just to have something filling their bellies . But even so after I thought about it for a while I assume that restriction (if true) is just more to get people to clean their food before eating it rather than worrying about people actually shoving handfuls of dirt into their maw . Although there are some possibly bullshit accounts of people with thyroid issues feeling compel to eat dirt . TLW got back from her second trip to India for work and we were chatting yesterday about some of the fantastic things she had seen as well as some of the horrible things she's seen due to the poverty many people there are within . And then not 11 minutes later I was talking to a buddy of mine who was complaining that he never got time to play video games anymore because of all the TV shows he "had" to watch . I don't know what that is , it's not irony , but it's something . And your first reaction is to condemn video game guy - how can you be worried about something so stupid when people in India are suffering like this ? But are we really any different ? I'm sitting here writing a blog right now , what have I ever done to help anyone ? Nothing , that's what . Speaking of my work is in the middle of their annual United Way blitzkrieg and I have really come to loath the UW to an unhealthy degree . And it's not really their fault . Although I suppose they did choose to partner with a corrupt corporate oligarchy . But is it really wrong for a charity to take money from the wicked ? Some people would say that it is , but I'm sure the people who are helped by the UW don't give a shit where the money comes from . I know I wouldn't anyway . I've been on a quest for a new belt lately since my old one broke (insert fat joke here) but nothing I'm finding is really to my liking . It doesn't help that I hate belts . How is that when I was (sort of) skinny I didn't need a belt but now that I'm fat I do ? That seems backwards doesn't it ? I suppose maybe my fat belly pushes the pants down ? I don't know man . The point is what do you do with old belts ? Goodwill doesn't want them . I tried to give them to the local BSDM club but they accused me of being a "narc" . First of all I do not look like a narc - I look like a doofus . And secondly unless you're involved in the drug trade why would you be worried about a narc ? I feel like if you're worried about narcs all you're doing is drawing attention to your<b> illegal </font></b>drug trafficking . Oh man a movie about BDSM drug traffickers ? That would have done gangbusters in the early 90's . Rob Lowe in the role of Lance Beverly the cop who goes undercover to infiltrate the Silk Cord Gang and get's in too deep - can he ever come back to being normal or is he doomed to a live of sexual deviancy ? Jimmy Smits as Sergeant Abraham Mendoza his tough as nails Catholic partner who's trying to solve the case while keeping Lance from going over the edge while dealing with trouble at home . Peta Wilson as the mysterious Mistress X - Lance's target in the sting who harbors a dark secret Teri Hatcher as Beverly Beverly Lance's wife , you know she does movie cop wife shit - cries softly while doing laundry , ask when he's coming home , dies in the second act , is never mentioned in any of the sequels , etc. Steven Weber as the revolting Mr. Wet the leader of the BDSM drug cult Lea Thompson as Candy Cane - the stripper who's serves as Lance's guide into the seamy underbelly of kinky shit , her performance will be described as "unconvincing" and people will be pissed that she doesn't get naked in the film Kevin Nash as henchman #2 Jenna Jameson as girl in sex dungeon Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I've been trying to tell you that about the single moms for ages. Find one with a 12 year old. Six years will go by just like that!  
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please, no Rob Lowe. he's just not believable. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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