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Stealing content for fun and profit The other day I read the "40 Dating Tips for Women Over 40" because I figure they'd mostly apply to me too , men and women aren't that different . All men are predatory<b> animals </font></b>and all women are insane liars but other than basically the same . 1. Accept That There Will Be Good Dates And Bad Dates Seems like this applies to everyone – unless they’re implying that young people don’t have bad dates . Which is true because young people don’t date , they just find each other on some app smash and sploosh . 2. Know Your Deal Breakers This also seems self evident but their point was that you’re old time now you don’t have the luxury of screwing around . Young people can put up with shit whereas you cannot . 3. Don’t Badmouth Your Ex Yes , what you should go is talk about how awesome your ex was and you’ll never meet another person like them . What ? You shouldn’t talk about your exs at all ? How are they going to know that you’re not a virgin then ? 4. Write Your “Type” on a Piece of Paper and Burn It That way you can meet a sexy fireman when your house is aflame ! I am curious about this one though because my lady friends seem pretty picky and I always think – give the dude a chance who knows right ? Could be a gender thing though . 5. Don’t Write Someone Off Before You Even Meet Them This is essentially the same thing as #4 – I call padding ! 6. Don’t Be Bitter about the “Age” Thing The picture on this one is an gray-haired dude grinning like a jackass at a young looking woman . Not sure what the message is supposed to be . Not being bitter overall seems like a good idea BUT if you’re bitter you’re bitter . Be yourself right ? Also why is age is quotes ? 7. Make Sure You’re Really Ready To Date No one’s ready to date . Get their gist though because the divorced dudes I know were moving in with another woman in 2 months flat because they’ve been in relationships their whole life and don’t know how to be alone . I mean who’s going to do the laundry ? A guy actually said that to me once . 8. Don’t Hide Who You Are on Dating Apps Again , seems pretty obvious . Then again look around this place , so . . . . 9. Try Not To Take Things Personally They say here “Nothing that a stranger does online is really about you.” I like that . I wish people would take it to heart . Not just about dating but overall . 10. Don’t Be Afraid To Make The First Move It’s interesting to me even in these modern times how many women there are that would NEVER consider reaching out to a dude . It’s curious . 11. Look For Someone With Similar Core Values MC Scatcat would disagree . 12. Know What You’re Looking For This one’s interesting . They write “Many women are looking for a ‘good’ partner but have not defined what good looks like” . I wonder how easy that is . I have no idea what I want in a partner , so it makes sense that I haven’t found one right ? But how are you supposed to find out without seeing what’s out there ? I suppose the theory is if you’re OLD you should know and if you don’t you never will so you should give up and resign yourself to humping body pillows with a face drawn on . 13. Don’t Rely On Self-Deprecating Humor “Even if you are genuinely joking, your date may perceive you to be very negative and lacking self-confidence.” I am very negative and lacking self-confidence . Does that mean no one can ever love me ? Yes . Body pillow . 14. Treat Yourself Well “That means exercising, eating well, and taking up grooming habits you enjoy”. What ? Who enjoys grooming habits ? That sounds insane . 15. Meet His Friends and Family Barf , hard pass . 16. Show That You’ve Learned From Past Relationships Yes when it gets down to the bangin’ say “One of my exs taught me this , you’re going to love it !” Dudes get off thinking about other dudes pounding you . 17. Skip The Bikini Shot Did you ever see that movie the Bikini Shot ? It was . . . odd . Also please post your bikini shots in the comments section . 18. Don’t Be Defensive They say on this one that the guy across the table from you is also still single so you shouldn’t worry about it but honestly he’s probably married . Maybe that’s what they mean by #15 – you’re supposed to meet his wife and check out what her deal is . 19. Join More Than One Dating Site Especially if they’re paysites – cha-ching ! Guess who sponsored this article . 20. Don’t Stress If The First Date Isn’t Fancy Wrong , if the guy doesn’t drop at least a grand on you in the first date he’s a real piece of trash . He might even be (gasp) poor . 21. You Really Do Need To Put Yourself Out There Damn straight , you gotta put ‘em on the glass you know what I mean ? 22. Don’t Settle Women say this a lot to their single friends and it’s fine to a certain extent but I know a lot of people who are happier settling than they would be alone . I mean realistically what are your chances of finding someone good ? Slim . But someone tolerable ? That’s doable . If you want to settle that’s your choice – and there’s nothing wrong with it . Well there is , but you know . 23. Stay Safe This also doesn’t seem like it needs to be said but I’ll accept it . 24. Be Open To Older Guys The lady in this picture looks way younger than 40 , and the dude doesn’t look old he’s just ugly . 25. Don’t Talk About Your Constantly I was going to make a really tasteless joke here but I decided against it . You’re welcome . 26. Ask For Advice “Most women have a ‘committee’ of trusted friends to help them to navigate all of the difficulties of the process of finding another mate” . Ha ! I knew it . I knew ya’ll had a council of ladies working against me. I have friends I trust with my life , but I wouldn’t ask them for dating advice . That’s cuckoo bananas . What the hell do they know ? 27. Be Open to Different Family Setups Right , he’s probably married so be open to polygamy . It’s a different kind of settling . 28. Set Boundaries And Enforce Them If you say “no butt stuff” and he keeps trying to slip it in the backdoor give me a call and I’ll hit him in the head with a nightstick for $40 . Then you can peg him while he’s down . And that’s okay because of the r-word double standard . 29. Be Honest About Your Marital Status On this they recommend that you make sure you really are single legally . Which is funny . But then again remember that one episode of Friends ? 30. Be Proactive I call padding again as this is replication . Come to think of it so was #29 as that’s the same as don’t hide who you are . Shame on you listicle writer . The lady on this picture is pretty good looking though – and not just because it looks like her boob is about to fall out . 31. Make It Clear You Can Take Care Of Yourself Have some of your male friends pretend to attack you and then you can fight them off – that way he’ll know you can regulate . They do it on sitcoms all the time and it always works out fine . Also I never watch the end of sitcoms . Also have some of your female friends attack you and wrestle around with them – just for fun . 32. Have A Man Snap Your Dating Profile Picture That way you’ll know that it’s something men will like . AKA take your shirt off . 33. Don’t Bring Up Baggage Right Away Yes , save that as a fun surprise for later when you’re invested . 34. Treat Dating Like a Marathon, Not a Sprint I’m not capable of doing a marathon , is that what you mean ? A lot of these women in this pictures are redheads , which I like , but are they implying that redheads are more likely to be single over 40 ? That seems mean . But what if it’s true ? 35. Know That It’s Okay to Need to Be Single Sure 36. Limit Time with Friends Who Have a Negative Outlook on Love I think they mean me . Below this one there’s an ad for plus sized clothes with two super hot models in evening gowns . It’s nice that we’ve grown as a society to a point where models of all sizes can shame normal women . 37. Don’t Be Afraid to Change It Up Why not try an arranged marriage ? There’s an ad below this one with a lady in a wedding dress on a divan and she seems mildly porny to me for some reason . My bad it’s not a divan it’s an oversized chair . Maybe that’s what it is , I associate fancy oversized chairs with sex for reasons we don’t need to discuss . 38. Consider Dating Apps If You Haven’t Already Especially if they cost money , LOTs of money , cha-ching ! 39. Let Things Take a While to “Get Serious” Eh , you’re 40 , if you want to bang on the first date go for it . Remember that time on Mad About You when Helen Hunt was all like “Tell her what men think when a woman sleeps with them on the first date” and Paul Riser was all like “Yipee ?” 40. Get Help If You Need It “If things just don’t seem to be going your way on the dating scene, don’t hesitate to recruit a professional.” Are they talking about a matchmaker or a ? A show about a matchmaking could be okay . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Settling is fine for that subset of people who can't stand to spend any time alone (which is to say, almost everybody?).  
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it was written by 1,000,000 chimps pounding away for 10 years. and have a GAY man snap your picture is more appropriate, you'll look fabulous and you can still maintain some dignity - plus he'll feed you. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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