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And we're never gonna tour again
And we're never gonna tour again Remember in Necessary Roughness when Kathy Ireland kicked that dude in the junk and then quipped "Welcome to foot . . . ball ." That was better than the He-Man "bird in the bush" line but it was still a little off . First of all its akin to saying to someone "welcome my house to you" when they walk in . And secondly the guy probably had two balls . Although she was a kicker so it's possibly she was accurate enough to only have kicked him in one ball . Usually you get both sides though . I'll have to think of more ways that He-Man and Kathy Ireland are the same . I've probably listened to TMBG song "The End of the Tour" hundreds of times but until someone posted on a twitter a dramatic reading of the<b> lyrics </font></b>by Michael McKean I never really thought about the words before . It got me to thinking . I am tired of being strong I am tired of being hopeful I am tired of being determined I am tried of preparing for the worst I don’t want to be myself anymore I don't want to be anyone I want to just let it all go I want to be a meteor hitting the atmosphere and all the pieces of me break off and are disintegrated just leaving the core That's just me being emo though . Life is tough . But we soldier on and that's just the way it goes . There is good news though , the story they report in the "news" every know and then about how redheads are going extinct is total cow flop . Red hair is recessive gene but genetics are a little more complicated than that and I should have known that . I've never been happier to be wrong . Apparently people have be peddling this made-up story since the 1800s . Redheads will not die out unless everyone who carries the gene fails to reproduce . Go science ! Here's some other interesting BS stuff "they" told us . Diet has little influence on the body's detoxification . Specific diets are said to aid this process and remove substances that the body is unable to remove by itself but it isn't so - your body knows what it's doing . Rust does not cause tetanus infections Most diamonds are not formed from highly compressed coal . More than 99 percent of diamonds ever mined have been dated are older than the first land plants , and are therefore older than coal . Turns out Superman 2 (or was it 3 ? ) was full of shit ! There is no scientific evidence for the existence of "photographic" memory in adults Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them The flight mechanism and aerodynamics of the bumblebee (as well as other insects) are actually quite well understood , despite the urban legend that calculations show that they should not be able to fly There is no such thing as an "alpha" in a wolf pack . An early study that coined the term "alpha wolf" had only observed unrelated adult wolves living in captivity . In the wild , wolf packs operate more like human families : there is no defined sense of rank , parents are in charge until the young grow up and start their own families , younger wolves do not overthrow an "alpha" to become the new leader and social dominance fights are situational The Great Wall of China is not visible from the Moon or from space . None of the Apollo astronauts reported seeing any specific human-made object from the Moon , and even earth-orbiting astronauts can barely see it . Shuttle astronaut Jay Apt has been quoted as saying that "the Great Wall is almost invisible from only 180 miles up" Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Scott Bakula is one of those dudes who looked kinda old when he was young and still looks the same so now he seems younger than he is Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Pffft everyone knows that diamonds come from stuff that's been sitting in your inbox too long. (I used to have a coworker who would remark, "I'm so behind that the stuff in the bottom of my inbox has turned into diamonds". It was clever at the time)
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Redheads will never be extinct as long as there is Clairol. Thank you for the load of trivia. I love that kinda crap. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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oh I am so writing this shit down . and one MAN has a lot to answer for. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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