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I'd buy that for a bitcoin !  

40Deuce 46M
4632 posts
12/13/2017 5:30 pm

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12/16/2017 7:27 pm

I'd buy that for a bitcoin !

I got a message from what appears to be a non-robot and I'm just pathetic enough to convince myself to drop 30 bucks for GOLD membership so I can read it . . . and FriendFinder-x's ment authorization is on the fritz ! Now that's funny . People have ranted and raved for about the crappiness of this website's features and I laughed at them because what do you think this place is ? But the thing you'd think they had on lockdown was the ability to take our . I am tickled pink .

Also FriendFinder-x should start their own cryptocurrency ed buttcoin .

Also also somehow my inventory management system got all rewed up - I got 16 burrito shells here and no ground beef . And somehow I have 3 cans of tomato sauce and n of taco sauce . I need an intern around this place . You know the kind I mean .



Also furthermore in addition I've been temporarily obsessed with a porn clip (not clit) as happens every 3.7 . reason is because the lady in it is hilarious . The dude keeps saying stuff like "Say you love it" and she does but then she makes a face like "get of load of this maroon" . It cracks me up . And I wonder if that was part of the plan or if she's adlibbing that . I like to think the latter . You watch enough porn (and believe me I have) every once in a while you come across a woman who's clearly just fucking around . I am reminded of the 3some ene where the lady kept touching the dude's ducks together and the guy was clearly NOT PLEASED about it . More women should do that - it's not like they're going to make you re-shoot . But perhaps the market for wacky porn is too small - like just me .

The other thing I like about it is the dude has a truly massive wang , even for porn , but he doesn't get hard AT ALL . Sometimes guys with large members don't get super hard , that's just biology , but this guy is 100%<b> flaccid </font></b>- and yet he still manages to thread that needle . It's very awkward though because since he's pushing rope he has to be really careful to keep it in - which makes all his dirty talk all the funnier "Say I own this pussy !" It would have been fantastic if she had said "you own my pussy . . . with your floppy dong" . But maybe she was just sticking to faces because he wasn't in on it .

Plus natural tits , always nice to see those once in a while .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
12/13/2017 5:31 pm

In 2018 I should start doing seminars telling people how to get rich off Bitcoin - that seems like a good scam

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/13/2017 6:13 pm

Should I give you some of my points so that you can see this supposed legitimate email? I wonder how many points it would take for you to view and reply?

I would totally be down for some wacky porn...especially over the fake moans.


40Deuce replies on 12/14/2017 3:10 pm:
3 buttcoins at least

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