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Death Leaves an Echo
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Death Leaves an Echo When armor Is useless it makes sense not to wear any . But why stop there ? Why wear anything into battle ? Anyone can be tough in a mech suit but it takes either a really badass hero or a really depraved villain to fight in the nude . The motivation for this tends to be different for heroes and villains . For villains, it's usually done for creepiness ; instead of being silly or titillating it comes off as really , really scary . The nudity emphasizes brutality and aggression instead of being sexy . It can also indicate that the villain doesn't care at all what people think about him . He left normal human motivations , like modesty and shame , behind him or maybe he has an Übermensch-complex . Or , very creepy indeed , that bloodshed turns him on . Naked heroes generally don't really have a motivation because they generally don't choose to do it ; when a good guy fights in the nude it's usually out of necessity , from their clothes being stolen or destroyed . This is why a naked hero tends to come off as badass , while a naked villain usually comes off as insane . If they are both dadass and crazy , this might be crazy Awesome for them . Bonus points if they combine this with This Means War Paint . Remember that scene in Point Break where the nude chick comes out of the shower and karate fights the SWAT team ? Awesome . Was that in the remake ? Probably not . Stupid remakes . Also the SWAT Team would be a good name for a BSDM bowling league . Which I assume exist . It is REALLY starting to BUG me that I can't find the FriendFinder-x blog they keep tweeting about . The most recent post if a "a beginning's guide to butt stuff" and this is the picture they used ;  Which is annoying because it makes it seems like all men want is to plow ass all day and women aren't into it . Actually that's pretty essentially accurate I suppose . The other day TLW and I were watching The Living Daylights and I remarked to her "I love that trapezoid shaped 80's butt" and after she stopped laughing (which took a while) she said that the butts in the 80s weren't actually shaped differently it was just the high-waisted panties creating the illusion of trapezoidness . After arguing about the difference between trapezoids and rhombuses (rhombi ? ) , which I won FYI , she eventually came around to my side during the scene with Pushkin's mistress - butts WERE different in the 80s . Also that scene has the most nudity in a Bond movie I'm pretty sure . You see a nipple ! Just one though . Sidenote did you know what once you play James Bond you're contractually obligated not to wear a tuxedo in any other movie role ? That's why in the remake of the Thomas Crown Affair you never see Peirce Brosnan in a tux . For those who are interested the butt cycle repeats every century or so ; Right now we're in the big and round phase , which is my favorite but in the next couple of years we'll be going back to the "flat" stage which is part of all that androgynous shit which I am not a fan of . This will give way to the "slightly curvy" phase which will quickly make way for the idolization of strong , angular butts . After that you go into the major curves phase of the so called hourglass physique - if it can so be called . After that you move into the fitness butt - which is like the strong butt phase but it more slated toward leanness and form than function . Then you get into the super fit butt phase where it's all about muscle . Then you come back down a little bit into the round but toned phase which eventually turns into the big and round phase and the whole cycle begins again . An unbroken circle that will last to eternity . The important thing that is women will be judged by their appear at all times . Anyway TLW mentioned that the Living Daylights plot was hard to follow , which is a common complaint about the Bond franchise in general . I took exception to that though because the Living Daylights has one of the more<b> realistic </font></b>and uncomplicated plots . Coscov and Joe Don Baker are working on arms deals for fun and profit . Pushkin finds out about this and is going to arrest Coscov because that's not good communisming . Coscov finds out about this so he needs to A ) get rid of Pushkin and B ) get somewhere where Pushkin can't get him until he's dead . So he has one of JDB's cronies kill a couple OO agents and then he says he wants to defect to the West and asks James Bond to get him out . He does have some side action here where he's trying to get his GF killed , this turns out to be a bad idea later . So Bond gets Coscov out and into a MI6 safehouse where he says that Puskin is behind the killings and he's going to start killing British and US agents all over the place . This is bad so they send Bond to kill Puskin . Coscov mission accomplished so his pal Necros comes and attacks the MI6 safehouse and pretends to kidnap him . Coscov sets up in Africa with his pal JDB banging models and doing non-communist stuff and no one is after him because the KGB thinks the Brits have him and the Brits think the KGB nabbed him back (and presumably killed him) . That goes sideways of course because Bond didn't kill his GF and he's pumping her for information - if you know what I mean . Actually strangely in the Bond franchise he doesn't bang Kara , they just make out in a ferris wheel - which still managed to be kind of rapey . She wasn't into it and his response "just let it happen" . Ick . I think what confuses people is that simultaneous to all this the Cos and JDB are in the midst of one of their arms deals . They take 50 million from Pushkin for GD LASERs which is boondoggle in and of itself because they use the 50 million to buy heroin which they're going to flip - and then use that money to get the Russians their lasers and still make themselves rich in the process . It's like when you give your roommate Steve your money for the rent in 2004 and he uses it to gamble - and he wins so he can still pay the rent but that's not the point you know ? But that's incidental to the main plot . Also I just found out it's actually Koskov but I'm too lazy to go back and fix it . Krazy Russians and their Ks . BTW did you know that the U in Japanese names is often silent ? Asuka is pronounced Aska Sinsuke is pounced Sinske Hokuto is pounced Hokto In other news I'm working on a script/story where someone takes control of self-driving cars and uses the people trapped in them as hostages - ramming them into buildings and whatnot until he gets 11 million in bitcoins deposited into his account . But I can't think of a good title . Your thoughts ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Life . You know what that is ? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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All I can think of is George Jetson yelling, "JANE STOP THIS CRAZY THING!" But that would be more wacky than scary.   
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the adderol isnt working anymore,is it? woop woop
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Never a big fan of James Bond, except for maybe Sean Connery and Dan Craig. Then again I’m only thinking of Daniel Craig in that one scene where he comes out of the water. Wait...that scene where he was chasing that free runner was pretty kick ass too. Also, fighting in the nude IS bad ass, and not sexy at all. I think that’s why Super heroes are barely clothed, but never nude.
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I think there'd be less fighting if you had to do it in the nude. it would look so ridiculous You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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