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The Masturbatorium of Stevie Xanax
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The Masturbatorium of Stevie Xanax Ten lions would be the minimum for me to build an egress for lions with a working door . Usually when a movie is successfully there's a slew of lessor quality copycats that come out in the next few . But not after the success of the Wrestler . I guess not even a BAFTA award , a Golden Globe , an Independent Spirit Award and an Academy Award nomination can wash the stink of the world of professional wrestling . As a youth I watched all the Bond movies , it was like a "thing" you know ? I outgrew it but I did continue to see each new Bond movie until gross Daniel Craig became Bond . So it had been about 15 since I had seen a Bond movie but recently I decided to re-watch them which I am in the process of doing . It's funny how much you forget . Also it's funny how terrible James Bond is at being a spy . Here's my theory . I think what we're dealing with here is a Spies Like Us situation . James Bond is not the "real" operative . James Bond is the guy who makes a big splash and attracts all the attention from the dirty Russians while the other agents do all the real work . It's like how the MIT Blackjack Team had the dude who's job it was to throw around a lot of and generally be a loud braying jackass to distract from the card-counting . I'm not sure it he's in on it or not though .  Have you ever wondered that the 10 best<b> songs </font></b>to strip to are ? Well the internet has got you covered . 10 - Rhianna "Pour It Up" Disagree , it's too slow paced . I perform better with something upbeat . I feel like they put this on the list just to the hotness of Rhianna . As you all know I have a reoccurring sex dream where she forces me to go down on her at gunpoint . I'm sure that doesn't mean anything . 9 - AC/DC "You Shook Me All Night Long" Nah . I can't say why exactly just nah . 8 - Inch Nails "Closer" Da fuck ? This song isn't sexy . I'd rather strip to Head Like a Hole . Get it together internet . 7 - Brittany Spears "Slave 4 U" I guess they had to put Brit on here somewhere . But every knows if you strip to Brittany you do Toxic . Or at least Work Bitch . 6 - Warrant "Cherry Pie" Eh . Okay . I'll allow it . 80's music just doesn't seem very stripperific to me . 5 - Christina Aguilera f. Redman "Dirrrty" Alright now we're talking . This is a song that makes your butthole hot you know what I mean ? Loosens up the giblets . Which is more important to stripping than you'd think . 4 - Ginuwine "Pony" Obvs . I find it mildly amusing that this song is currently being used in a national commercial for Amazon given that it's dirty as fuck . But I suppose they don't any lyrics though . Still though you can tell a lot about the relationship of the fictional couple in said commercial as his love song is "Truly , Madly , Deeply" and hers is this . I think we know who's on top when these bang . 3 - Vah Halen "Hot for Teacher" Puke 2 - Pussycat Dolls f. Busta Rhymes "Don't cha" Here's my feeling on this . You're going to put the Pussycat Dolls on a list of stripping<b> songs </font></b>because that was their thing . But I mean really does any want to strip to this ? It's like when people list Shakespeare as a great writer but really , who wants to read it ? Nobody . 1 - Def Leppard "Pour Some On Me" I can't realistiy comment on this because I DESPISE this song . But the reason I despise it is that when I worked at a strip club in college they ed it 700 times an hour . So clearly it is a song that actual strippers strip to , or did in the 90's anyway . I'm not terribly impressed with this list . Whoever put it together is obviously a of the 80's . Once again the internet has failed me . What's that ? I should make my own list ? You mistake me madam/sir - I create nothing , I merely tear down what others do . As is the is the way of my people . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Jeez, I only know like two or three of those songs, and I was a young adult in the 80's. There goes my career as a stripper.  
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I don't know a single one of these songs. please be kinder to me than you were to smarty...............i'm REALLY old You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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