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You really horked the porpoise on this one Clarabelle
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You really horked the porpoise on this one Clarabelle Sometimes I think "Whoa , wait , what , John Legend married a porn star ?" but then I remember that Chrissy Teagan is a model and Teagan Presley is the porn star . The wiki claims that Teagan Presley was briefly married to Tyler Durden , who you may remember is the fake guy from the book/movie/lunch box Fight Club . So what does that mean ? Was she married to Ed Norton's split personality ? Sidenote is it wrong to gaslight a porn star ? Seems like it's okay for some reason I can't put my finger on . I was going to berate you all for not telling me that Woody Harrelson's father was a mob hitman but I think I knew that and just forgot so you're off the hook . I've started the couch search and here are two of the early contenders ;  Pros - Is a couch , good mileage (needs zero gas) Cons - Poor towing capacity  Pros - 546cc EFI liquid cooled engine , 12 inch ground clearance Cons - Costs 15 times as much Some people don't understand why I would consider purchased as UTV when what I need is a couch . Other people , MY kind of people , understand completely - you just park it in the living room when you're not tearing ass around the neighborhood raising hell . Recently in the "bad" part of town two women got in a fight outside of a bar and the bouncer tried to break it up , which didn't work . So he did the natural thing which was to take out his gun and fire it into the air - as one does . At which point one of the women's boyfriends took out HIS gun and shot the bouncer in the ass - as one does . Jail time for everyone ! I know this guy is a bouncer but you NEVER try to break up a chick fight . I learned that in HS . A teacher told me that once when I was about to try to break up a catfight and I thought he was just being a perv but I realize now he was giving me sound advice . When women fight it's vicious . And I think I know why . When dude's fight a lot of the time it's for no real reason - just a couple of drunk assholes being morons . Like they're fighting over if Samuel L Jackson was in Die Hard 2 or Die Hard 3 - they don't really give a shit about the reason for the fight it's just that fighting is "normal" for dudes . It's basically encouraged , if you've never been in a fight you're not a real man . Women on the other hand don't usually fight and are discouraged from doing so - so when they do fight it's because things are serious . Less over things like which Cincinnati Red player has the most RBIs and more like "Imma kil you slut !" If you take out the time I saw two bouncers at the strip club I worked out<b> stomping </font></b>a dude's head in - which is really less of a "fight" and more of a "attempted murder" - all the worst fights I've seen have been between two women . And by worst I mean slamming each other's heads into the ground and MMA style choking . That's why I've never understood the male fascination with catfights - I've never seen one and thought "oh man , they're going to start kissing soon" .  There usually is hair pulling but it's less erotic and more in the vein of "here comes a Muay Thai knee to the brainpan" . In other news Anne Heche looks a lot like Amy Ryan now . Did you know that Twitter is a "micro-blogging" site ? I didn't . The funny thing sometimes 140 character twitter posts are longer than some of the blogposts I see here . Clearly I don't have that issue . A dude at work was ranting for 2 solid hours , no joke , about how expensive a restaurant was that he took his girlfriend to and then - after TWO HOURS - came the punchline . He said "the entrees were like 25 dollars each !" Twenty five bucks is not a lot for an entrée at a restaurant you would take a date to bro . He saw me flinch when he dropped the $25 bomb and he was eyeballing me and says "What ?" so I go , I go "She's a lucky lady Anthony" . There's a short story called the Destructors that's pretty good , you should check it out . If you're into that sort of thing . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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if you cant afford your meds,some companies will help you get em cheap... woop woop
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Get the UTV - that couch doesn't have cup holders. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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actually its the 3rd..but im not as concerned as you are either..add is add..he should get help for that..adderol is a gr8 help..if he will just keep on it.. woop woop
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Yeah, your teacher was a smart man. The few fights that I've seen involving females needed to take place in an octagon. Scary...
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If that couch is actually in the running, it has my seal of approval. My pet peeve is people who use Twitter to disseminate what would should be an article somewhere. Sending out 20 or 30 tweets in a row. Stupid.   
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