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Where do bad blogs go when they die ? I'm following you , just not on Twitter . My plan for 2018 is to get heavily into blackmail , revenge for hire , numbers running and smuggling exotic<b> animals </font></b>for profit . Naturally these activities carry a high degree of personal risk and I've been thinking about finding an heir to my blog . If the worst should happen some is going to need to carry on my tradition of excellence in the field of crypto-simian relations . I'll be taking applications now through January 17th . Qualified candidates will ; • Measure between 5’8 and 6’4 • Maintain legal residence within 60 iterations of the Central Finite Curve • Have the ability to lift at least 22 pounds • Possess sweet juggs (either on body or in magazine form) • Know the combination Bilingual is a plus . I broke my highly successful embargo today and ate a Zesty Lemon Square - it was sinfully delicious . All the more so because it is forbidden . Anyway before I bit into it says to me "Whoa , before you bite me I have something to say" . I frowned because I don't like talking food but it goes "I know , this will just take a minute and then you can eat me . You shouldn't be looking for some that makes you happy , you should BE some that makes you happy ." Like I'm going to take advice from a lemon square . Also that's the kind of pop psychology crap that needs to stop . It's really hard to find some that makes you happy , we all know that . But it's still a HELL of a lot easier than making yourself happy . We're all self loathing monsters and all the lemon squares in the world ain't going to change that . And while I'm on the subject enough with the self-loathing already . It's getting annoying . The social contract is that you keep those dumb feelings to your stupid self - people have been whining way too much lately about how much they hate every and everything . We all hate everything , grow up already . I've heard people brag about figure salaries , sometimes even or , but today I heard some bragging about donating figures to charity . Which is pretty dang lame . I mean bragging about giving to charity is bad enough , but a grand isn't enough to get my panties in an uproar you know ? Also quick question some who brags about giving to charity what are the chances they're lying and they didn't even give any ? I'd say about 80% I had a dream the other night that I exposed a North Korean spy and was rewarded $7500 . And I got to thinking about it , if all some was doing was spying I probably wouldn't turn them in . Espionage can carry some wy prison time and could even result in treason charges and hstly I don't care about the secrets of nation-states , it's all just lines on a map . As long as a spy isn't hurting any or selling crack to fund their operation I don't care - spy away . The other day I was chatting with Lala about my dick , as does , and she mistakenly thought I had implied that my dick was deadly . And I got to thinking that's not a bad marketing heme . Sorry , I can't have sex with any , my dick kills people . Some people will recognize it for that it is , but some people will want to prove me wrong . It's like in ye olden days when horror movies tried to tell people if they saw the movie they might drop dead . That brings in a certain sort .  Although it occurs to me now that if I said my dick was deadly people would probably just think I had the virus . So cancel that . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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12/29/2017 5:54 pm |
Bad Blogs go to FriendFinder-x Limbo and are on here daily forever...
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At the bottom of bird cages !!!
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Well, darn it! I'm too short to inherit your blog. Too bad for everyone cuz I got the juggs! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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