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No animals were harmed in the making of this snuff film Despite not being a redneck I enjoy the music of the Old Crow Medicine Show . So you can imagine my dismay when some on Twitter was saying they should be shot out of a cannon because of their members was bragging about not having women in of their videos . What a sexist pig ! But , bucking the current trend societal trend I looked into it a little bit . Turns out of the OCMS boys did say that however the con was as such - he was talking about how every time they want to do a video the producer's idea is "Alright we're gonna get all these hot chicks in here in bikinis and they're going to have huge tits and they're going to soaping up a Ferrari and then they all start making out . . ." and he was saying that he was proud that they never gave into that kind of sexist nonsense . But con doesn't matter so fuck them .  Speaking of I've always found it a little curious that from the outside perspective view what people want most in live is to fuck , rew and b . And yet when the cops are chasing you and you run into a deadend alley and you've got a garbage bag full of coke what do you say to your running buddy RevPro ? "We're fucked !" or "We're rewed !" or "We're bd !" Based on most of the internet and all advertising what every is after is fucking , rewing , and boning . And yet when your Uncle Harvey asks if you want to come him move stuff from his waterbed store to his new location down on Wabash and 53rd for 8 hours for no what do you say ? "Fuck that !" or "rew that !" or (less commonly) "B that !" If you say to your neighbor Sally Green"I wanna fuck you" that means you're into her (and are inarticulate) but if you say simply "Fuck you" because she keeps dumping her trash in your lawn that means the opposite . So what conclusion can we draw from this ? Secretly every hates sex . The real question is why does every pretend to like it ? They just want to be part of the crowd I guess . I mean if every jumped off a cliff and humped in mid-air would you do it too ? Yes . You would . Time Magazine once published what they thought were the 50 Worst Inventions of all time . I'm sure you've been wondering what my thoughts on that were . Wonder no longer . Segway - Would GOB have been as fantastic without his Segway ? No . Ergo this is wrong . New Coke - The Coke challenge is what made me know I liked Coke . The Coke Challenge came around because of New Coke . Ergo this was the best thing that ever happened for me . Aside from all the negative side effects of drinking soda which are ravaging my body . Clippy - This is the paperclip that used to tell you how to write resumes and ransom notes on Windows . Every hated it . BUT there's erotica out there about women banging Clippy so who has the last laugh ? Agent Orange - It would be disrespectful to argue with this , HOWEVER there have been a lot worse chemical agents that did a lot worse things to people over a longer period of time . CueCat - I have no idea what this is . I assume it's a pool cue for cats . Which is awesome . Although you'd also need a tiny cat-sized pool table . Subprime Mortgages - WRONG . Subprime lending made a bunch of people rich as fucking fuck . And the resulting "mortgage crisis" made a bunch of other people rich also . And the only downside is poor people got even poorer ? Is that even a downside these days ? Crinoline - Never heard of it . Crino was the of Antenor and Theano so I assume this a brand of beauty products based on Greek mythology . Which seems like a good idea . "Don't look like a Gorgon try out skin cream !" Nintendo Virtual Boy - Ha , I remember this , there was much puking and headaches . Farmville - People need to waste time on something . I don't see the harm . Hydrogenated Oils - Like we weren't going to get heart disease anyway . Plus people already live too long . Hgar - No clue on this either . Can't even hazard a guess . Hydrogen Blimps - They weren't so bad really . blimp blows up and they give up on the whole thing . Statistiy they were safer than cars (which isn't hard actually) and airplanes . Hair in a Can - What if it was actually just a can of hair ? Now that's a bad product . DDT - They show that old black and white footage of a truck spraying DDT directly into 's faces at the pool all the time . And we wonder why people are so insane now . Auto-Tune - WRONG . You know how many people can actually sing ? Like 2 . Best thing to happen to the music industry since leather pants and cocaine . Red Dye No. 2 - Maybe , but do you know what "natural" food looks like ? You wouldn't put that in your mouth . Ford Pinto - Yeah , but it lead to tort reform so really was it so bad ? Parachute Jacket - NO ! You want to look fly you pop on of these bad boys . Betamax - I don't even understand why this is on the list . Betamax was superior to VHS , the only reason they lost is because they wouldn't allow porn studios to use their technology . Baby Cage - Not familiar with this but it seems pretty straightforward . It's fine . Tanning Beds - Despite the widespread use in the wrestling industry I have to agree with this . If you want cancer just smoke - it makes you look cool . Crocs - Indifferent Hula Chair - I don't know what this is but it sounds awesome . Who doesn't love hula ? And chairs ? They're pretty dope . Also it sounds like a sex act "Congressman McElroy was arrested last night at the He/She club for receiving a Hula Chair from a " . square - I barely know what this is , but it seems as dumb as any of it . Pop-Up Ads - Mortgages got to be refied somehow . Ph Fingers - No idea CFCs - I guess , but again if you're going to talk about organofluorine chemistry you can find worse offenders . Plastic Grocery Bags - This doesn't seem fair , maybe you can say that plastic is a bad invention but of course they made grocery bags out of it , they make everything out of it . Bumpit - Don't know what this is . I assume it's a pit to put bums in when celebrities come to your town so they don't embarrass you with their reminders that the income gap in this country is of the worst in the world . Which seems alright . Electric Facial Mask - Not familiar with this but it sounds like you're shooting electricity into your face . Approved . Sony CD Copy Protection - Sony didn't invent this , but yeah . Venetian-Blind Sunglasses - Wrong , awesome . Pet Spa - Not 100% sure what this is but why wouldn't your pet need a spa ? Pontiac Aztek - The Aztek had among the highest Customer Satisfaction Index ores in its class and won "Most Appealing Entry Sport Utility Vehicle" in 2001 from J.D. Power and Associates . So . . . Snuggie for Dogs - Hell yeah , the Slanket for dogs is 100% superior . Mizar Flying Car - No comment Asbestos - It seemed like a good idea at the time . Olestra - A little anal leakage is normal . Comfort Wipe - Not sure what this is but I'm not sure how a wipe could go wrong . Maybe I don't want to know . Fake Ponytails - Is this a thing ? I need a couple . HeadOn - Dude got paid didn't he ? You're the 's who bought a product that promised nothing . Also , resulted in of the best porn movies ever "AssOn - Apply directly to the ass" . Toilets - I'm fine with this . Tamagotchis - Why ? Stupid fad toys come around every year . Leaded Gasoline - I don't know enough about this to have an opinion . Vibrating Ab Belt - Sounds sexy Spam E-mail - This isn't an invention . That's like saying some invented being boring in real life conversations . Smell-o-Vision - Who doesn't like Aromatherapy Smile Checks - Don't know what this is either . I assume it's a check you give to some for smiles instead of ? And then they say "Sir you can't for these dildos with smiles" and then you jack the cashier in the face and run for it . Microsoft Bob - I assume this is just a guy that works at Microsoft named Bob . I can't believe Time is such a jerk to him . Vio - Carbonated milk ? I can't believe that didn't work . I haven't read Time in a while but unless this list was like a joke thing for April Fools they've really fallen off in quality . I can think of many worse inventions . How about landmines ? Those are pretty bad . What about the atomic bomb ? Not so great . Crack any ? Very few upsides there . Flamethrowers ? Not real crowd pleasers . And so forth . 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Agent Orange - It would be disrespectful to argue with this , HOWEVER there have been a lot worse chemical agents that did a lot worse things to people over a longer period of time . Need to put ur dumb ass in a time machine, "Transfer PCS 128 replacement Long Bin"  XX((
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Agent Orange - It would be disrespectful to argue with this , HOWEVER there have been a lot worse chemical agents that did a lot worse things to people over a longer period of time . Need to put ur dumb ass in a time machine, "Transfer PCS 128 replacement Long Bin" XX((woop woop
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The crinoline was the understructure for what the Southern belles also called hoop skirts. Sure it was kind of dumb and probably ladies were swishing around knocking things off of coffee tables, but I would be hard put to call it one of the worst inventions of all time. [image]   
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They have Betamax on there, but not LaserDisc's? That is just wrong...
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I would think, from a marketing standpoint, that "ph fingers" should have been called "phingers." Seems like a no brainer but maybe it's copyright protected or something.... probably by the Philadelphia Phillies!
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hair in a can - used by a friend with a bald spot who then caught in a shower....they forget to tell you it's not like waterproof mascara. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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