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Quality Mummy fucking at affordable prices Now the guys down at Big Al's Mummy Fucking Hut are going to tell you that they can fuck your mummy for less . And you know what ? They're right . I cannot compete with Al when it comes to price . But let me ask you a question - do you want your mummy fucked or do you want your mummy fucked RIGHT ? Because as they say , you get what you pay for . 40Deuce's Mummy Fucking Service is a little more expensive but we do the job right . If you want a cheap , sloppy , ineffective mummy fucking then by all means go down to Big Al's Mummy Fucking Hut , by all means . But be prepared for your mummy to be groaning again in 3 months . Where's I guarantee that your mummy will stay fucked for 12 months . OR not only will you get your mummy back we'll fuck your mummy again free of charge . But that has never happened in the 22 years we've been in business . Your mummy deserves a better class of mummy fucker , and I'm here to give it you . And to your mummy . MILF = Mummy I'd Like to Fuck , am I right ?  But seriously folks , I never realized until today that the Mummy (the one with BF) is a love story . Imhotep and Anck-Su-Namun just wanted to be together but society wouldn't let them . So what did they do ? The only thing they could do , they tried to change society . And what did they get for trouble ? Nothing good . And check this shit out 25 HUNDRED years later Imhotep finally gets out of his tomb and what's the first thing he does ? He immediately starts looking for the love of his life , Anck-Su-Namun . The FIRST thing after two and a half millennia is to say "Where's my lady ?" If that doesn't warm your cockles I don't know what will (which I don't) . Everyone gets their panties all went about Dracula waiting for Mina a mere 400 years and check this out - he wasn't even looking for her ! He was just doing Dracula stuff and he stumbled upon the reincarnation of his long lost love and then got all into it . What the fuck was he doing the rest of that time ? That was probably what , the 15th time she'd been reincarnated ? Dracula can go fuck himself with that weak ass bullshit . I do have to wonder though , throughout those 2500 years do you think Anck-Su-Namun was building cults and trying to get to Imhotep every time or do you think she occasionally took a life off to pursue her own interests ? I mean love is love but after 2000 years do you think she said to herself after being re-born for the 600th time "You know , this one is just going to be for me , I'm going to learn the clarinet" . No she didn't ! Because their love is pure and honest and true . And they'd still be together if it wasn't for that jerk Brendan Frasier . Just like me and Sally . If you knew you'd be reincarnated would you kill yourself as soon as you felt like you were declining physically ? Or if you got into a really long line and were tired of waiting ? People get on Anck-Su-Namun for killing all those people but really if you were 2500 years old do you think it would even be possible to give a shit about someone who's only going to last 70 years ? I mean as Kafka said the meaning of life is that it ends . Silly Kafka .  I found out today why I'm disengaged from the political process and from the world in general . The debates of our culture are framed largely by appeals to emotion disconnected from the details of policy , and by the repeated assertion of talking points to which factual rebuttals are ignored . This differs from traditional contesting and falsifying of facts by rendering facts of "secondary" importance . This culture is as ascendant in America , Australia , The UK , China , India , Japan , Russia , Spain and Turkey so if you live in one of those countries I'm sorry . This problem has always existed to some degree but has been driven to prominence by a combination of the 24-hour news cycle , false balance in news reporting and the increasing ubiquity of social media . And if there's one thing I don't do well with it's appeals to emotion . As of the CEO of my company put it today "Your problem is you try to approach everything with rational thought and explore all the options , that's not where we're at ." That probably seems like a humble brag . And I guess it is . Actually maybe it's not , there's definitely people who value emotion over logic . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Shouldn't a hamlet be a minipig ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Shouldn't a hamlet be a minipig ?  If you ever change your blog title again then this post title would be a good choice. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Just in time for Valentine's day Midnight
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You logic robot, you. Re, reincarnation question, I suspect I'd try to hang in there for a while before killing myself, because think about it - you get reborn and you have to go through that whole period of not being able to walk or talk or understand what the hell anyone is saying to you. Then you might get a decent childhood but then puberty hits and you're miserable again, etc etc. In this life, my body might be starting to fail me but at least I have autonomy and a 401K.   
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I don't know, I have been fascinated by reading the memos and the legal briefs, and I went ahead and read "The Fury and the Fire" (or I called it The Furry and the Ire). Great gossipy read, it read like an extended People magazine for political junkies. I'm kind of laughing because sometimes I wake up and say "oh lordy, what the hell is the orange julius doing this morning (I'm on the LEFT coast from his being on the Right one)? And sometimes I just say "another episode of "As The Stomach Turns?" Jaysus, how long has it been since the last one? Two hours?" kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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