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Millions of peaches , peaches for me
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Millions of peaches , peaches for me Someone threw a crate of oranges in my front yard . Is that a thing people do now ? Is it some kind of (banned word) "challenge" that people do on the internets for the youtubes ? I mean wasting food is an American tradition , I suppose throwing it at old people I just the natural progression . As I was driving up to my house and spotting the oranges and the upturned orange crate the song "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America was playing . Remember them ? They had multiple hits you know . The 90's were a different time for sure . I guess the universe did that because there's aren't any popular<b> songs </font></b>about oranges . I never liked the expression "That's like comparing apples to oranges" because you absolutely CAN compare them . And apples win . The work of Alfred Kinsey has been widely discredited at this point - not necessary because he sucked at his job (although he may have) but because that's how science works . It's an iterative process . The smartest people in the world will shown to have been mostly wrong later down the line . But only MOSTLY which is why they're still cool . Anyway despite this I took a test to see where I was on the Kinsey scale of sexual orientation fully acknowledging that A) a random internet test is probably not that accurate and B ) the entire idea of the Kinsey scale is generally considered to be bunkum . I assume I would probably be a 1 , or like a 1.5 if that was possible but what I did not expect and did not know was possible was a result of 'The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person.' And I'm pretty sure I answered all the questions right (in the sense that I gave the answer that was true) so . . . . This annoyed me because 98.7% of people like to think they're unusual and unique and eclectic and very different and special than everyone else - and I don't want to be one of those people who's always whinging on about how "different" they are than everyone else when really they're not . At all . So I guess I accomplished my objective of expecting the result to be blogworthy but I'm still pissed about it (as usual) . I don't think of myself as an angry person though so maybe I'm just not good at self awareness . Here's what I will say , I am not attracted to men , but I could see myself doing some homosexual stuff in certain contexts . I am definitely not one of those dude's who so aggressively presents themselves as heterosexual that they wouldn't evebn consider participating in a threesome with a dude even if they weren't doing anything to each other - AKA double teaming some broad . Speaking of (not really) I was laying naked on the floor for a while with my feet up on the wall and I realized how ugly my legs are . Like overall I'm no treat , I get that , but in particular my super pale hairy pimply legs aren't nice to look at . And that's when I realized the true appeal of the gloryhole . I assume the whole deal was that you could get sucked off anonymously but the real benefit is probably that the suckee doesn't have to look at you either . It cuts both ways is what I'm saying . I mean my penis is fine , they're all mostly the same , it would look okay on it's own poking through a hole of some sort . Although I also wonder what it really looks like when you're giving a blowjob . Maybe you don't even see the legs . Maybe you're just eyeball to eyeball with the fat belly . It's hard to imagine . Maybe I should watch some POV gay blowjob porn . But I probably won't . What I'm saying though is that if you put my cock on the body of some attractive dude body it would be fine . There's some ugly dicks and some nice dicks but overall a dick is a dick is a dick you know . I'm not saying that if you put my dick on David Beckham that it might not be a downgrade but it would be acceptable you know ? I wonder what Hollywood pretty boy has an inferior wang . Now that's a issue of People that would sell like hotcakes . Or something that actually sells quickly . We should update that saying . Sells like . . . . what ?  Each of the small fantasies and simulations we insert into our lives is harmless enough . Replacing a small piece of the authentic but mundane here and there . The world seems a little more like a movie set , a little more exciting , a little more glamorous . Each of us can be the sexy hero in a cool story , younger than we really are . Over time the patches of unreality take up more and more space in our lives . Eventually the whole lawn becomes astroturf . We stop registering the difference between real and unreal . In the old days if you want to make gobs and gobs of money NOW you had get lucky in Vegas . If you wanted to live in a fantasyland you had to go to Disney . Theme was not a verb . Breasts were not supernaturally large and round , faces not artificially smooth and flat . We didn't reenact real life in an advanced simulator for hours on end . That mutant inbred of melodrama and pseudodocumentary reality TV wasn't ubiquitous . Of course having huge fake tits and playing Rocket League Online doesn't make you any more inclined to believe you need an automatic grenade launcher for self defense or that vaccines cause autism or that the earth is 6000 years old but we are freer than ever to custom make our reality - to pretend to be what we want and to believe what we want . Which as a whole makes all the lines between truth and fiction blur . Truth becomes flexible , a matter of opinion . There is a functioning synergy between our fantasies - the large ones and the small ones , the harmless ones and the dangerous ones , the one's we know are fake , the one's we "kinda sorta" believe , and the one's we aren't convinced aren't real at all . It's like mixing booze with painkillers - each intensifies the effect of the other . And we like this freedom , we DEMAND it , even as we fear and loath the way OTHER people abuse it while our own fantasies are clearly the right ones . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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wait... if a dick was a dick was a dick for real, then Mickey Avalon was lying about his dick!
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Wiki says the P of the USA disbanded in 2016 - I find it pretty amazing that they lasted that long given that I only can remember two songs of theirs - Peaches and Lump. Granted, I did like both songs quite a bit... So what did you do with the oranges?   
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