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A little bit of sunshine
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A little bit of sunshine I found out about something the other day that I really wanted to share with you but I couldn't upset my delicately planned blog hedule so I had to hold off until now . There are dolphins in Starfleet . This is canonical people . In the episode the Perfect Mate Geordi takes the Ferengi Par Lenor to see the dolphins in order to keep him from disturbing Kriosian Ambassador Briam . Star Trek: The Next Generation Technical Manual gives further information about the cetaceans aboard Galaxy-class starships , stating they (a mixed group of Bottlenose dolphins and Takaya's whales) are crewmembers and form a guidance and navigation consultation team . They are elite specialists in navigation and Starfleet consults them on suggested system upgrades . The USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D Blueprints also show several large cetacean tanks within the saucer section . So Darwin from Seaquest can go fuck himself ! This is % wonderful , but there is bad news - the Enterprise was destroyed no fewer than 3 times throughout the series and movies and this means all those dolphins died . Because they can't get to an eape pod , they're damn dolphins . So think about that every time the ship is in peril - there's dolphins that are under threat too . It gives the show 1000% more gravitas .  Is this chick naked ? I feel like I can see a nipple . And if so does that mean she's fucking this dolphin ? She seems pretty happy . Remember that episode of Friends were every at the restaurant was being mean to Monica so she and Joey hatched a heme where he would come to work at the restaurant and they would pretend not to know each other and she would fire him so she could are the rest of the staff and earn their respect ? Of course you do . Well as we all know Joey was making so much at the restaurant that he sabotaged the plan because he wanted to work there for real . At least initially - once he saw how sad Monica was he followed through with the plan . Now the idea here is that Joey was a good friend and did the right thing and maybe that's true , but isn't Monica being a bad friend ? Joey was poor , if she was a true friend she would have put his will being above her own slight diomfort right ? She should have asserted herself with the staff without needed to resort to wacky shenanigans . OR she could have brought in Phoebe to pull the same am . OR she could have poisd them . "40 you take sitcoms way too seriously ." Yeah well why don't you shut the hell up ?  The other day I went onto Silicon Wives a website for Premiere Luxury Sex Dolls for research purposes only . First of all I'm amuse it's called Silicon Wives - hey I'm going to marry this fuck doll , I'm not a FREAK who has sex with a sex doll out of wedlock ! Secondly they give all the dolls little backstories which is also amusing . Such as ; Alabama has lived all her life in the small Southern town she was born in , but she dreams of traveling to different parts of America to see what the real world is like . Alabama does underwear modeling , which s good , and she gets to show off her beautiful body , which she thoroughly enjoys . She adores having men look at her , so she never wears underwear in real life ! “I cannot wait to do a private show for you!” she says. Does she ? Does she say that ? We all saw Mannequin and that was a happy story of a guy humping a lady-object and it coming to life but what I would like to see is that story made into a horror movie . A sex doll comes to life and it is NOT happy about what's been d to it . And it's going to make every . First the guy that bought her , then the guy that sold her , that the factory where she was made , then the company , then the entire world for letting it happen . Which makes we wonder , where are these things made ? China ? Or is the "realistic" sell doll a proud American made (union I hope) product ? I mean I know the sex robots come from Japan but what about the non-robot sex lumps ? Every now and then when I feel blue I go on pornhub and watch clips of dudes bang their sex dolls . It never fails to cheer me up . So far anyway . The other day at work some folks were bragging about how much aspirin/Advil/Excedrin they eat every day because they work SO hard and they're SO stressed out and their lives as SO hard and they have splitting headaches ALL the time . So they tried to include me and I said that didn't take tons of pain relievers because I don't have headaches all the time and for most of my life I never had a headache . So they orned me and rightfully so . But it got me to thinking , what even is a headache ? To Wikipedia ! But I was pretty much instantly sidetracked by this ; primary sex headache: dull, bilateral headache that starts during sexual activity and becomes much worse during orgasm. These headaches are thought to be due to lower pressure in the head during sex. It is important to realize that headaches that begin during orgasm may be due to a subarachnoid hemorrhage, so serious causes must be ruled out first. These headaches are treated by advising the person to stop sex if they develop a headache. Talk about getting a tough draw in life . You get a headache during sex that gets so bad during orgasm you might die ? That's a raw deal . This only occurs in 1% of people which doesn't seem like much until you realize that means there's 700 million people with this issue . That doesn't seem possible . If that's right statistically some reading this blog should have this problem . If you're that person I am sorry you have this . Which isn't at all ful . But still true . 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Scarlett is a horse trainer by profession. She works at an equestrian ranch in Phoenix, Arizona, and most of her day is spent outdoors breaking new horses in. She does a great job of “breaking men” in too, if you know what we mean. Come, take this rodeo-loving girl home. She will keep you very well exercised in the bedroom! Doctor "How often to you exercise ?" Patient "Well I have sex with a silicon sex doll 8 days a week" Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Aw shit , there's a limited edition Wonder Woman sex doll - to Kickstarter ! Or should I try GoFundMe ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Aw, 1% can't be right! I've never encountered anyone with this problem. Not that I've slept with 100 people.    
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Perhaps the cetacean tanks have built-in escape pod capability. That's what I would design. Non-sequitur I was in Florida recently and passed Pete and Shorty's Iowa Bistro. Sounded exotic. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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But my ex would always get a runny nose after he orgasmed. If that counts.
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