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DUDE we are about to be SO rich  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
3/25/2018 7:23 am

Last Read:
3/26/2018 5:52 pm

DUDE we are about to be SO rich

Check this out . Everyone loves ultra-realistic sex dolls right ? That's just a given . But most people can't afford them . I mean the cheap-o ones are 3 grand and the good ones are a lot more . That's not fair right ? Why should only rich people , or poor people who make terribly decisions with their money , get to have "sex" with a lump of silicon ?

What's where we come in . I knocked together a couple homemade sex dolls yesterday and rented a van and took them around to some of the all night clubs - you know the ones I mean - and there was a high degree of interest . I didn't sell any of them but there's definitely a market there .

There's a ton of videos out there about how to make homemade mannequin heads and dress forms and of course I already know how to make ultra-realistic vaginas and assholes so it was a simple matter of putting it altogether and then cover the whole thing with ultra-suede and a wig . BAM ! Sex doll . And then I just clothed them with some off the stuff the MANY women have left at my place over the years .

Now , I know what you're thinking "40 , your sex dolls don't have mouths ! How are we ever going to compete with the big boys with only vaginal and anal sex options ?"

You're missing the point - we're not taking on the Big Sex Doll Industry we're going for a completely different market . They have the high end market cornered , we're going for Joe Lunchpail and Steve Sixpack - the regular guys that just want a mid-range affordable sex doll to infest with their rancid semen .

PLUS no one uses the mouth hole on a sex doll - that would be weird . The whole point of oral sex is that there's sucking , a doll can't suck anything - it may as well be a mouthgina and there's already a normal vagina down south . Use your head !

Although a double vagina model is not a bad idea .

The point is we're sitting on a gold mine here but I can't do it alone - I need your help . And by help I mean money . For ever $1000 you invest in 40deuce's Old Fashioned Good Time Sex Doll Emporium you will be awarded one share of the loot . I of course will retain rights to a match share with I can sell or swap if I so choose . You want to get in on the ground floor here people .



In other news sex dolls have been around a lot longer than I would have thought . Also based on that drawing above the Mughals were a lot kinker than I would have thought . A sex doll + dildos on a board ? You're crazy man !

Sidenote a lot of sex dolls throughout history have no heads . Is that because it's hard to make a realistic looking head or because men would prefer if womene didn't have heads ? I fear I know the answer . There was an episode of Law and Order about that you know .

The first sex dolls were invented by Dutch sailors in the 17th century and were called dame de voyage by the French and dama de viaje by the Spanish . What did the Dutch call them ? No one seems to know . They sold some of them to Japan which is why in some parts of the world sex dolls are still known as "Dutch wives" .

Way to make a first impression Dutch people . No wonder Japan is so xenophobic . If aliens came to earth and the first thing they did was try to sell us alien sex-bots what would you think of them . Well not you , you're on FriendFinder-x , but normal people .

Here's the thing about sex dolls , according to the literature even if you take care of them really well they only last a couple years . That means if you want to continue humping a mannequin , and you do , you have to shell out a couple grand every few years .

AND more horrifyingly that means at some point before you make the upgrade you're fucking a degraded sex doll that has like some of the metal "bones" poking out and one of her eyes is all wonky and I'm sure the butthole area is just torn to bits .

I want you to really think about that . If you found out a guy was sticking it in a brand new shiny sex doll on the reg I bet you would judge him pretty hard . Now imagine this sex doll has a few years of wear and tear on it and it's got duct tape holding it together and one of the feet fell off and etc. Really think about that .

I would never buy a sex doll because spending that amount of money on something like that is nutso bananas to me BUT if for some reason the sex doll people offered me a free custom-made one I'd probably take it . What does that say about it ?

If you went on a date with me and you came back to my place and there was a sex doll sitting in the chair (posed to look like she was reading the paper) is there ANY chance you wouldn't pepper spray me , kick me in the junk , steal my wallet and run off ?

I don't think so . And what does that mean ? Should I not get one for the sake of these theoretically women coming to my house ? That doesn't change the fact that I would take it right ?

This is another case I feel where people say "Be yourself" but they don't really mean it .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
3/25/2018 7:27 am

Jesus , I forgot that the plot of Mannequin was that the reason the titular mannequin came to life is because it was inhabited by the spirit of a lady from ancient Egypt who prayed to the gods to find her true love .

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
3/25/2018 8:55 am

That picture is indeed bizarre.

I think this is one of those ‘men are from Mars, women are from Venus’ deals - I can’t imagine being interested in having a male sex doll, even for free. Those things are creepy as fuck. I saw that one of those companies is going to start producing male dolls, and I have to think they’ve misjudged the market. But maybe I’m wrong and there’s a bunch of rich creepy women out there.

Actually they’ll probably end up getting purchased by rich creepy gay men.


40Deuce replies on 3/26/2018 5:54 pm:
I just noticed that the dildo board is on a pivot and you can move it with your foot - that seems like it would be tricking to time with your thrusts into the headless sex doll

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
3/25/2018 8:58 am

Also in the case of this hypothetical free custom made sex doll, what (or who) would you have it look like?


40Deuce replies on 3/26/2018 5:56 pm:
Not sure but I just realized how creepy that could get if you make it look like a real person

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
3/25/2018 2:52 pm

I wonder what the Japanese thought when the Dutch brought over their actual wives.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 3/26/2018 5:55 pm:
Good point , maybe for a long time in Japan that's what they thought European women were

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