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Fifteen miles to the, Love Sac, Love Sac yeah  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
5/23/2018 5:04 pm

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6/2/2018 10:59 am

Fifteen miles to the, Love Sac, Love Sac yeah

This will probably be my stupidest blog post ever but I stand by it .

Last night I turned on the TV for a minute while I ate my bowl of rice and I saw a commercial for the Love Sac . Which is turns out is not testicles at all , but an enormous bean bag .



The commercial features a comely lass leaping high into the air (it's quite a jump if legit) and then falling onto the sac in super slow motion , where she snuggles it contentedly .

And they call it the Love Sac . This is a real thing that's actually happening .

They have to be doing this on purpose right ? Their website claims 'Sacs are the closest you’ll get to sitting on an actual cloud.' It also says "Sink into a Sac" and offers Sac financing . They even have couches they call Sactionals .

Is this some kind of marketing genius or did two stoners who inherited their great-uncle's bean bag factory dare each other into this . Dude , dude , I'm TOTALLY gonna do it dude . Dude , do it dude !

I don't want my sack jumped on or sat on , but I wouldn't mind some cuddling .

Models include "The Big One" , "Super Sac" , "MovieSac" and "CitySac" . And the cheapest one is like 600 bucks . I feel like if I applied myself I could get an actual nutsack for about that same price .

They've also got one called the Squattoman which someone seems even more suggestive .

In other news a dude at work today said "I don't think an 18 year old and a 77 year old man have the same idea of fun" . Which I think is probably not true . I'm pretty sure they both want to get<b> wasted </font></b>and bust their Love Sac . Just one of them actually has a chance to do it .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
5/23/2018 5:05 pm

If you're in the Mall of America you can visit a Love Sac location

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
5/23/2018 5:10 pm

I suddenly was reminded of the good old days of Myspace blogs, where people who were first to comment on a popular person's blog would say "First!!"

So, FIRST! motherfuckers.

That thing actually looks pretty dang comfortable but I don't think it would fit in with my decor. Also I would never make it all the way through a TV show without falling asleep.


40Deuce replies on 5/25/2018 7:24 pm:
It does seem better suited as a bed replacement really

redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
5/23/2018 5:24 pm

How many sacs did it take to make the Love Sac?

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40Deuce replies on 5/25/2018 7:25 pm:
And from what ? I mean with all the different kinds of animals we slaughter there's got to be a lot of sacks hanging out there

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
5/23/2018 6:26 pm

Smarty is right, it looks comfy. Just hope you don't have to get up and go to the bathroom in a hurry!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 5/25/2018 7:25 pm:
There's probably an escape tunnel

HappyChick43 52F
1042 posts
5/23/2018 6:37 pm

Once upon 20ish yrs ago my son...did a leap and belly flop into our bean bag...it exploded and I was vacuuming fucking styrofoam beads up for months. Never again will I buy a bean bag.
I'm happy with a recliner chair I can get out of without fighting my way up from, knees aren't what they used to be.


40Deuce replies on 5/25/2018 7:26 pm:
Yeah , you don't want to open up a bean bag - those "beans" are like cat hair , you find them years later still hanging around

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
5/23/2018 7:16 pm

I'm picturing the "pop" sound and a blizzard of Styrofoam pellets! We had a Sac store in our mall until recently, I think people just couldn't reconcile having to finance a bean bag!


40Deuce replies on 5/25/2018 7:27 pm:
Exactly , taking out a loan for a bean bag ? Who's going for that deal ?

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