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Describe your genitals in 73 words No more , no less . I saw my HS gym teacher on House Hunters . That bitch choose the wrong house . Sometimes I think about a blog post and I go "oh man , that could cause controversy" but then I remember only four people read this blog and get over myself . The other day I learned that they're re-releasing The Dark Knight in theaters and I was filled with something I am told is called happiness because I really want to see that movie on the big screen again . But then I saw this was happening because it was the 10th anniversary of said movie and I was like "what the heck that was TEN YEARS AGO !!!!" If you had asked me I would have said it was like 3 years ago maybe , but then I would have thought about it and said "dang , that movie must have come out a while ago" and gotten quiet and introspective . Where does the time go ? I was 30 when that movie came out apparently , I had my whole life ahead of me . And look at me now . I'm just a no class beat down fool and I will always be that way . Point is Dark Knight is a great movie and I will fight anyone who says otherwise . You know what's not a great movie ? Jennifer's Body . Which I watched last night because what the hell else do I have to do with my life . This movie is widely reviled as a terrible movie but I disagree it's just bad - honestly it's pretty standard for a horror movie you know ? One thing I'll say Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried were "only" 23 playing HS students in this movie - which isn't so bad in Hollywood terms . I swear to the lord above (praise him ! ) that back in the day when "" dramas were all the rage on the TV there was a show that had a dude playing a HS senior who had a<b> bald </font></b>spot . Horror movies obviously lean heavily on tropes and for the most part I'm willing to accept that , but one horror movie trope that always makes me roll my eyes is that every library has an occult section which happens to have a book that describes exactly what's going on and what to do about it . Talk about a writing cheat . Although I suppose I should support that because the underlying message is that reading is good . That's not the main takeaway though , the main takeaway is this . What was going on is that the rock bad tried to sacrifice Megan Fox to satan in return for fame and fortune - as rock bands are wont to do . But they screwed up because Megan Fox was not a virgin she was a super slut so the sacrifice didn't work right and Megan Fox became filled with satan-power . In order to turn her powers on she had to eat someone but I think that's a pretty good deal anyway . I'm not saying that anyone should kill and eat anyone else BUT I am saying if you have super powers you can turn on that's better than not having them , even if the condition for their function is undesirable . Such as let's say you have these powers and you're trapped in a collapsing skyscraper like the Rock in that movie about the skyscraper and there's a bunch of other people there with you - none of whom are the Rock . You can say "Look I can eat one of you and then save everyone else or we can all die" and clearly people are going to be on board with drawing straws to see who gets eaten . There's no reason everyone has to die right ? The needs of the many ? Are you with me people ? Plus if you wanted to you could go all Vampire Cop and only feed on "bad" people and use your powers from said feeding to fight crime . I'm just saying having these powers gives you options . Also there's an amusing scene where Amanda Seyfried is banging her boyfriend and she gets a psychic vision of Megan Fox eating a goth and she freaks out and said boyfriend is all like "What's wrong ? Am I hurting you ? Is my dick too big ?" and he has a half-grin at the thought . Classic . The limited powers is something that I would like to see explored more often . The only superhero I can think of like that is Hourman - who as you might imagine , only has his powers for an hour a day . It lends itself naturally to drama - if the shit is going down and you're already used your hour of power for the day what do you do ? And is something is happening you have to decide , am I going to use my powers for this ? And what happens if you don't and then someone dies and then nothing else happens that day ? It's rich in trenchant metaphor for the uncertainty of life and how even the most powerful can still feel helpless . Anyway my new goal in life is to bring Jennifer's Body 2 to fruition . I feel like the world is ready for another Jennifer's Body . But 40 haven't you gone on record as saying Megan Fox is the worst actress ever ? Sure , but it's a horror movie . Also she wasn't SO bad in this movie . Also also she was on that show with Zooey Deschanel and she was alright so maybe she's better now . In conclusion you know what would be neat ? Some kind of Dr. Frankenstein , Dr. Moreau , Dr. Jekyll team-up . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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This is going to sound like a joke but it's not . I masturbated yesterday and a bubble came out . I was pretty freaked . And then like 30 seconds later the semen dribbled out . So . . . . dick cancer ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I was going to say, isn't that like celebrating a mass murder? But then google helpfully informed me that that was The Dark Knight Rises. Yeah, I'm not very up on Batman movies. It is pretty amazing that we're even friends.  
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If you are going to do a sequel of a bad movie, it only makes sense to use a bad actress. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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