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Dominant bulls will mock copulate subordinate males  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
12/24/2018 12:36 pm

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12/26/2018 4:34 pm

Dominant bulls will mock copulate subordinate males


I wonder which definition of mock they mean . Maybe both .

Back in olden times when two armies decided they wanted to go to war with each other sometimes they’d choose champions and have those dudes fight first – usually this was just to get everyone pumped for all the killing they were going to do when the real fighting got started but occasionally the deal was whoever won that duel would win the whole thing . If you thought that the most famous example of this was Achilles and Boagrius in Thessaly you are wrong and stupid because clearly the most famous example is David and Goliath the valley of the terebinth .

That is a good scene in the movie Troy though because it quickly becomes a character establishing moment for Achilles – demonstrating both that he’s a narcissist and that he’s a killing machine .

Anyway , so the Philistines and the Israelites are on opposite sides of the valley and neither wants to attack because they’ve be giving up the high ground to try and attack an opponent in superior position – not a fun time . The Philistines have this dude by the name of Goliath , big fella , about ten feet high – and unlike really tall humans he wasn’t all spindly and decrepit on account he wasn’t a human atal . He was a one of them nephilim you’re always hearing about . The point being he was huge and strong like a polar bear . This being olden times when fighting someone meant wailing away with a club or whatnot you didn’t want to tangle with this guy .

Not

One

Bit

So every morning after breakfast and every night post after diner drinks Goliath would come out and shout abuse and challenges to the Israelites saying he’d fight their champion in a winner takes all type deal . And everyone on the other side would look at Saul , the king of the Israelites because back in those times if you were in charge you were supposed to be a kick-ass fighter too . But Saul was “um . . . . nah” because he liked not being bashed to death .

Sidenote Goliath is generally described to be wearing the armor of a Greek solider which doesn’t make a ton of sense but hey , there’s no a lot of backstory on Goliath so maybe he was hanging out in Greece before this all went down . It could happen .

This goes on for 40 days and the Israelites are starting to get depressed because this dude is talking shit about them and they can’t do anything about it . But then this by the name of David says he’ll fight Goliath and everyone is like “WTF ?!” Which is actually supposed to be the real point of the story – that Saul was not a good person to have in command because he sent a to fight a giant , but whatever .

So the king is like “sounds great , go for it” and he tells David to put on his armor but David is like “nah , I’m too little for this armor” and he just goes out there . So Goliath comes running down the valley screaming a horrible scream that makes all the great warriors watching this cower in fear . But David squares his shoulders up and he takes a good look at this monster bearing down on him like a freight train (to use the modern parlance) and he takes his sling and he lets one fly . Bingo , he hits Goliath right in the forehead , cracks his skull open like a walnut and his brains leak out all over the place . It was pretty gross .

How did David beat Goliath ? The first thing David had to fight was his own fear . Once he conquered that Goliath wasn’t nothing but a thing . Because when Goliath came running , David planted his feet , took aim and waited . That balls on this guy . Just a few more steps and Goliath would've crushed him .
That's how you fight monsters . You lure them in close to you , you look them square in the ugly mug , and you smack them down .

One thing they don’t talk about is that after Goliath was killed aliens came to earth and took his body away for their studies in genetic engineering . Their race was decaying physically and they wanted robust humanoid specimens to check out to see how they could save themselves . Sadly time ran out on the poor little runty bastards . Later on NASA found their research on a satellite orbiting Saturn (not on purpose it had been captured by the gravity well) and put it to good use in their space super solider program (the SSSP) developing warriors to fight against the Mi-Go .

As you all know Homicide : Life on the Streets used to be one of my favorite shows until one of my FriendFinder-x pals ruined it . She said to me she said “why do the characters stand so close to each other when they talk ? I keep thinking they all about to make out .” I had never noticed that before despite watching the entire series 3-4 times . Now it’s ALL I can see so I can’t watch it .

Anyway , in the first few seasons the detectives were all kind of detective-looking if you know what I mean ; there was only one lady and she was no prize right ? But the TV people came to them and said “look if you want to keep doing this show you need to get some attractive people in here toot sweet” so a bunch of the old characters died or got kicked off the force and they brought in a couple of young studs and some sexy ladies . For SOME reason the show wasn’t as good after this . Go figure .

For the most part they played this “Hollywood style” and it wasn’t a thing , but there was one story arc where the sexiest of the sexy ladies was trying to execute a material witness warrant (is that even a real thing ? ) on this dude and he books so she pulls her gun on him . And the guy is all like “You want me as witness but you’re going to shoot me ?” and when she lets her guard down he gets the jump on her and kicks her ass and takes her gun . Which he then uses to shoot one of the other detectives .

So the male detectives are all like “this is unsafe , you can’t send us out there with chicks to try and grab people – all they can do is draw their gun and that’s not how this works” . It didn’t go anywhere storywise but I do wonder about that very thing sometimes when I’m watching a movie where Ashley Judd or Jodie Foster or whoever is playing a lady detective is running after the<b> creepy </font></b>serial killer – what’s she going to do when she catches him ?

I wish I could remember the movie , I want say it was Sicario but I know it’s not , where Chalize Theron is playing a detective and she runs after this dude and when she grabs him he busts her in the face and runs off – next scene is her in the hospital with a concussion . That seems like generally the likely outcome .

Now I know we’re talking about fake movie bullshit so it doesn’t matter anyway – I mean if I can accept all the other insane stuff that happens in movies why can’t I accept this , and I can , but these things cross my mind . I am not a violent criminal , I am a 40 year old fatman who walks on a treadmill , but even so I’m pretty sure that if Jorja Fox tried to tackle me it wouldn’t amount to much . Is that sexist ? I don’t know but I do know that some people get very upset if you say men are stronger than women . In general .

I also don’t know much about police procedure but I suppose IRL it never comes up anyway . When you’re going to arrest an armed and dangerous murderer it’s not just a comically mismatched pair of detectives that go to pick them – it’s probably a whole bunch of dudes in flak vests with all kinds of high powered weaponry .

In conclusion you remember that movie Winter’s Bone that J-Law did before she was famous and started making kind of shitty movies ? I do . It was great .

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
12/24/2018 12:39 pm

Women and girls are action and adventure heroes - just like men and boys are ! They get into dangerous situations , face menacing villains , get captured , and even get into fights . But where death-defying stunts leave men visibly bruised and bloody , the women are oddly put-together . When women tear their clothing, it's THAT kind of tear ; if their hair's unkempt it's artfully disheveled . Cuts on the face are always perfectly placed to emphasize their cheekbones .

Fierce hand-to-hand fights are cool , even sexy , but the broken noses and black eyes they cause are not .

Preserving female characters' attractiveness at all costs is most likely responsible for the prevalence of the cute monster girl and its variations . Male aliens , robots , monsters and whatnot can be as outlandish as the creator desires , but female aliens , robots , monsters and whatnot inevitably look just like regular attractive women with fangs , horns , antennae , or just an unusual skin color.

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partygald 41F
1963 posts
12/24/2018 6:06 pm

Ha! Other one on point. This strangely brought up the movie Wonder Woman from my memory banks. I kept screaming (in my head. As much as I'd like to, I'm not about to be THAT person who screams at the screen in the cinema) how it's so fookin ridiculous that she's fighting all these bad guys with her hair flailing about. She can't bloody see, can she? And how with all that dirt, none of it gets on her at all. Ok, maybe on her boots. And people were raving about that movie? Hmph.


40Deuce replies on 12/26/2018 4:38 pm:
That must be why Thor cut his hair also

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/24/2018 8:32 pm

I'm not quite following you on this one. The female detective gets foiled not because she's female, but because she's unwilling to use her gun. A male detective who happened to be smaller and/or weaker than the criminal would be just as vulnerable in that scenario.


40Deuce replies on 12/26/2018 4:37 pm:
Agreed , but this is TV so all the male detectives are big and strong and the fightingest fighters that ever fought a fight - the idea was that a woman has to pull her gun rather then kicking the guy's ass like a big tough macho man

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