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Are your genitals properly insured ?
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Are your genitals properly insured ? I had a real wake-up this week . My friend Dreamer had his junk blown off by a malfunctioning electric dirtbike and it turns out that his health insurance won't for him to get a new dick and balls . Apparently this is pretty common - most genital replacement surgeries are not covered by standard insurance policies . The good news it that supplemental groin insurance is really cheap , usually 2-3 bucks a month , which I think we can all agree is 100% worth it . I got mine through Glory the same company I have my robot insurance policy with . I look at Glassdoor a lot which is a website where people talk about how much they hate where they work (or as they put it - website where employees and former employees anonymously review companies and their management) and I've noticed one thing . Well , I've noticed many things but going to you about one . Almost every review on Glassdoor - good , bad or indifferent - says two things about the place ; #1 - The work/life balance is bad #2 - The is below the industry average So basically everyone thinks they should be working less and getting paid more - which is funny because most people are horrendously overpaid and work about 2 hours a week . It's interesting to me that most people think their company pays below the industry average - the only conclusion I can draw is that people don't have a realistic expectation of what the standard wage for their industry is . Something I hear people say often is "This place doesn't value it's employees , I could go to (competing company) and make twice as much !" and then I say "Well why don't you ?" and then they smash my car window with a brick . The other day the director of the CIA said that the only reason the internet still exists if because the bad guys want it to so they can rip us off (which is true BTW) and I was trying to do a google search to find his exact quote and for some reason what came up instead is an article about why online dating "doesn't work" . Apparent it doesn't work for women because they get so many<b> creepy </font></b>messages they decide they hate men and stop caring . Which seems about right . There's only a few creeps that are bold enough to come up and talk to a woman IRL but online ? The<b> creepy </font></b>floodgates are open . The other problem they claim is that the women are approached by men with whom they have nothing in common . I reject this though because this has nothing specifically to do with online dating - men and women have nothing in common ever . It's a cruel joke of biology . The advice they offer instead of online dating is to pick a guy you're friend with and marry him . Which is also silly because men and women can't be friends . From the man perspective online dating doesn't work because even though you carefully craft your messages and read the profiles in-depth and are very selective about who you contact the women never reply . It's implied this is because they're stuck up bitches . Also they spend 100s of hours making a profile to show what they're really like and still no women ever contact them . This article clearly has decided that women are the problem because it asked women what they should do about online dating not working and then it also asked men what women needed to to to make it work . And here's the answer - 'Stop ignoring all of us. You know, guys get accused a lot of being superficial and basing everything on looks, but I can’t help thinking that most of these women just file quickly through a guy’s photos and then fly right on to the next one without actually getting to know what the guy is like. It’s so frustrating, because you know, I think a lot of really nice guys out there could make for amazing boyfriends who would treat these lonely, single women like they deserve to be treated. Instead, you know, I think a lot of them are still hung up on hunting for the bad boys, the smooth-talkers. I don’t know what more a nice guy can do, but I do know it would be nice if some of these women would at least give us a chance to show what we have to offer.' What a beta cuck pussy . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Women's bar-less bicycles were created so women could ride a bike in a skirt. Since that's so archaic now, I think girl's bikes should become boys bikes to prevent bicycle/genital injuries. Sorry - that's what popped into my head since I don't really have to worry about getting my balls blown off. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Based on the profiles I see, I'm fairly sure that most men don't spend hundreds of hours crafting a profile. There's also plenty of anecdotes showing that guys who think they are "nice" are anything but. Like the self described "nice guys" who say "who cares, you're fat anyway" if politely turned down. In conclusion I agree with you that men and women usually have nothing in common.   
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