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Buffy VS Loki 2 - Prawn of Roughness
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Buffy VS Loki 2 - Prawn of Roughness I organized a symposium of Buffy aficionados the other night in order to better inform my opinion on the question that's been sweeping the nation . And that was all well and good but I was distracted by a pressing moral issue . One of the speakers mentioned that Buffy had a friend , I want to say Wilma , that learned magic . Now , sure she wasn't as good at magic as Loki but that's not the issue - what was proffered at that time was that Wilma came up with a spell that could trigger the Slayer DNA that lay dormant in people and transmogrify them into vampire killing superfolks . And so , we must ask ourselves , is that cool ? I don't know how it went down in the show , maybe Buffy and Wilma and one of their other pals (Sammy ? ) went to these people and gave them the lowdown and asked if they wanted to be slayers but for the sake of argument let's just say Wilma just cast the spell and turned them all into vampire-killers without any consultation . When you live in a land infested with damn dirty vampires is that the right thing to do ? As we learned from Spider-Man with great power comes great responsibility . So I tend to lean towards the side of the coin that says that Superman shouldn't waste time fucking around as Clark Kent , he should be out Supermanning all the time . And that Batman should be sharing all his Bat-technology with the police and funding them with his billions . And so forth . BUT what I realized is that that doesn't make a lot of sense because we all could be doing more to make the world a better place so I can't really out Black Canary for spending time on her tap dancing lessons without being a hypocrite . But regardless that's a slightly different issue because these people didn't have any power until Wilma did her voodoo on them . of the opinion that she did the right thing . I mean it sucks if you have the vampire killing gene and you don't want to fight vampires but it's for the greater good . A lot of people don't want to do a lot of things but you are who you are . I was going to ask the gathered symposions why Tom Hiddleston is attractive but I was surprised to find that no one found him attractive at all . Neither was Tim Tebow deemed to be attractive . This turned into a discussion about how there seem to be a wider range of what's considered attractive in a man whereas what makes a woman attractive is more codified . But , the moderator for this event stated that she felt this was changing and what more different kinds of women were being considered attractive these days . I kind of knew what she meant , but thinking about it it seems like the hottest hotties of the hotness are all pretty much traditionally attractive . According to a random thing on IMDB the hottest pieces of ass in the game Scarlett Johansson , Jennifer Lawrence , Gal Gadot , Alexandra Daddario and Megan Fox . Seems pretty standard . I had no idea who Alexandra Daddario was until I saw a picture , then I recognized her from the one episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia she was on . I played D&D with a lady once who talked incessantly about Gal Gadot and how awesome and beautiful she is . The Spartans were known for , among other things , very terse replies . Sparta was in an area known as Laconia so this style of speech became known as Laconic . So this one time as a joke Loki magicked up three Sentinels (giant mutant-hunting robots) into one even bigger Sentinel and set it to destroying New York City . You know , for laughs . Luckily at the time Spider-Man had just been giving the power cosmic by Captain Universe and was able to use this power to stop the Tri-Sentinel . I guess the roughly 100 other NY based superheroes were in bathroom because none of them did anything about it . Spider-man then decided that he should use the power cosmic to make the world a better place so he grabbed Thor and flew him to a drought-ruined part of Africa and told him to make it rain . Thor said no because he didn't interfere in the affairs of mortals and Spider-Man was all like "Since when ? You interfere in everything all the time !" When Thor started to explain Spider-Man goes "Look , do it right now or going to punch you off the planet ." Thor did not do it . And Spider-Man , true to his word , punched him so hard he escaped earth's orbit and went into space . Then Doctor Doom flew up and said "Hey Spider-Man why don't you give ME the power cosmic ?" and Spider-Man said "What ? Why would I do that ? You're a local douche ." So Doctor Doom whipped out his power sucking device (if you know what I mean) and starting sucking it all out of Spider-Man . But , as it turns out , it was TOO much power and Doctor Doom exploded (he got better , don't worry) . But Spider-Man decided he was sick of this bullcrap so he grabbed the power sucker and turned it back on and not only sucked out all the power cosmic but also sucked out all his Spider-Man powers . So then he caught a flight back to the Big Apple and says to Mary Jane "Good news , not super anymore we can just have a normal life" and MJ says "Great , because pregnant !" And Peter Parker is kind of freaked out because he's afraid that she got pregnant with his cosmic power dick . 40 weeks later , wouldn't you know it , that baby slides out with all kinds of power comic . Which is bad , a baby with the power cosmic ? Uh-oh spaghetti-Os . But then Spider-Man got a new writer and all that of that was just dropped . Spider-Man was Spider-Man again and there was no cosmic baby . The point is that Spider-Man just left a power sucking device containing both his Spider-powers and the power cosmic sitting around in Africa . Where presumable it was found by a meerkat who returned it to it's tunnel-complex and shared the powers with all it's meerkat friends . Which is why in the upcoming movie Avengers : Endgame it will not be Captain Marvel that saves the day but rather a super-powered meerkat called Whiskers who will be voiced by Paul Newman . The company I work for was a faith based organization for decades . Right before I started working there a new management team came in and they were like "Yeah , not that anymore , now we worship money" . Lots of the religious people were laid off or left in righteous anger but there's still a lot of them rattling around . Sometimes when a group of them are together talking about their beliefs , particularly when they talk about how women should be obedient followers of their husbands I wonder what their sex lives are like . It's easy to assume that they're not having a lot of fun but there's really no reason that's necessarily true . a dirty heathen so to me it seems like someone who thinks that sex out of wedlock is a terrible sin is probably not a very fun person to have sex with but I could be wrong . It's a total assumption . I've had a piece of fajita-meat stuck in my teeth for about two hours now . It's resisted flossing , brushing , and a toothpick . It's very close to driving me mad . My tongue is starting to cramp . And not in the good way . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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1. I find Tom Hiddleston attractive. Esp. in the Night Manager series. Yum yum. 2. On a recent episode of the Savage Love podcast, Dan was talking about this web site called Biblical Gender Roles - the dude who runs it advocates, among other things, that women who find intercourse painful need to not only continue having sex to fulfill their husbands' need for sexual gratification, but also to HIDE the fact that they're in pain so they won't upset their husband. So, re the sex lives of religious people I would say the men are probably doing just fine but the women aren't having much fun.   
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