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Put on your work boots and your mourning gown  

40Deuce 46M
4634 posts
2/24/2019 1:01 pm

Last Read:
2/25/2019 2:39 pm

Put on your work boots and your mourning gown


One time there was a book written by Elmore Leonard called Get Shorty . It's pretty good if you like Elmore Leonard . Which I do . But I can see why people might not like this writing . One thing people often say about his writing is that it depicts the criminal underbelly very realistically - which is funny because the people saying that are people who have no idea what the criminal underbelly is like . It's akin to when someone says that something in Game of Thrones is unrealistic - yeah , because it's all made up you goof .

Later there was a movie made called Get Shorty that was pretty much like the book . I think it's a great movie despite the fact that it stars John Travolta and Danny DeVito . One thing I say about that movie is that I like how is portrays a shylock - I don't know if it's<b> realistic </font></b>or not but it makes more sense to me that a loan shark doesn't bust people's legs if they're late on a payment because how are they going to get the money with a busted leg ? There's no money in ripping off someone's fingernails . The main rule seemed to be not to loan money to someone who didn't have something you could take - makes sense to me .

I just started watching a "TV" program called Get Shorty . I was hesitant at first because Chris O'Dowd is the main guy , who I like , but I wasn't sure if I could buy him as a hardcase gangster . It's good though , so far anyway . I was wondering if the show would be a continuation of the book/movie but it's more or less unrelated . The basic idea is the same - a gangster goes to LA to make a movie - but everything has been changed , it's not about the same people or the same plot or anything . So , I ask you , why call it Get Shorty ? Most people haven't even heard of that book or movie so why ?

Besides which , the book/movie is called Get Shorty because there's a character in the book called Shorty that people were , you know , trying to get . So unless there's a wild change in direction the title has nothing to do with the show at all . I don't know why "they" do that . The movie Bladerunner has nothing to do with the book . Same with I am Legend . Same with World War Z . Same with the entire Bourne series . Same with I , Robot . Same with Jonah Hex . Same with Lawnmower Man . Same with the Mask . Same with the Postman . Why not just call it something else ?

Best case scenario the person watching the movie has never heard of it - how does help ?

Did you know that Basic Instinct was written in 13 days as a joke . The writer was like "I'm going to write the worst script I can based on stuff I know will be turned in a movie and it'll make a ton of money" . And it did . Is there any more parodied scene than Sharon Stone flashing her snatch ?

Which reminds me , there's a TV series called Snatch that again has nothing to do with the movie . I've heard it's not very good .

Did you know that the Blair Witch Project is the movie that has had the most porn parodies made of it ? I didn't . I would have never guessed that . I would have guessed Star Wars but for a long time George Lucas attacked anyone who did that so maybe it makes a little sense . But even setting that aside who would have suspected that there would be so many Blair Witch Project porn movies ? Not me .

Sadly the Bare Witch Project which has the best title is softcore - who's going to waste their time with that ?

Did you know that the highest grossing movie filmed in Canada is The Day After Tomorrow ? I didn't . I don't even know anyone who's seen that movie . I also didn't know the chick from Shameless was in that movie .

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
2/24/2019 3:23 pm

Well you know me, I don’t exactly see a lot of movies, but I did see and enjoy Get Shorty. So I disagree with the premise that no one’s heard of it.

That said I doubt that I’d watch a totally unrelated show just because of that title.


40Deuce replies on 2/25/2019 2:37 pm:
Precisely , although the show is also good in this case

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
2/24/2019 5:12 pm

I know Elmore Leonard's daughters and worked for the doctors that delivered his grandchildren.

Did you know he first started writing westerns?

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40Deuce replies on 2/25/2019 2:37 pm:
No , yes

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