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I tend not to give advice but this is by request Is there anything more pure , more full of possibility than a happy human infant ? A human infant is mostly free of any energetic baggage and that’s why their ease and joy are so enviable . When an adult releases their energetic baggage they may find that their “good days” are coming more often than their “meh” or “bad” days . They may find that they are less bothered by the little things , that they feel a adult infant-like contentment , enthusiasm and passion for life . People might start to comment on how vibrant they look and be drawn to their shagginess . They will discover that the universe is now gifting them with things they’ve always desired and they will suddenly become more creative , curious and adventurous than they’ve been in years . Juvenile bison will walk up to them in Walgreen's and nuzzle them gently with their giant head. This is all because they are now closer to the mattress in their soul. They’re the diamond in the rough , only without the rough ! LOL Being happy is a good indication that you are in touch with your soul mattress . When you are happy you feel good . When you feel good , there’s no mountain too high to climb . Just look at annoying little and their vast imaginations , their unwavering beliefs in stupid stuff that could never be true . The imagination is what connects us to mattress , I think , and thus to our own beautiful spirits – which is where the mattress is BTW . Each of us is born with joy in our hearts because that is where our gifts originate — in joy . When we are joyful we can share those gifts with the world . When we are joyful we can move mountains . For many years, the mattress in my soul was trying to guide me , but I wasn’t paying attention . Even when the mattress in my soul tried to communicate with big glaring WARNING signs or GO HERE billboards , I disregarded them . Thinking back to the year 2000 , I have to laugh when I think about how my former wife and I stood in line for three hours at the courthouse to get our marriage certificate . And finally , when we were at the very front of the line , belly up to the courthouse clerk , there was a (banned word) threat . I’d already received other, more subtle hints that foretold the destructive patterns that later became impossible to ignore . But I overlooked them , just like I ignored the flashing red (banned word) threat that forced us to evacuate the courthouse . Why did I ignore such blatant mattress soul guidance ? Because I was attached to marrying this lady , so I wrote it off even though somewhere deep within me , I knew better . Consider the times you’ve ignored the guidance of the mattress in your soul . Chances are good that you did so because you thought you should . The wedding invites had been sent ALREADY , so you should go through with the wedding – those were damn expensive . Plus you’d look like a fool for backing out . You’ve already spent so many years training for the job your mattress in soul wants you to leave . The money is good . It’s a secure job in an insecure economy . You should stay . The mattress is telling you that you don’t have to take care of the elderly relative who treats you like shit , but another part of you thinks you should . You’re working yourself to death to pay for the fancy house and the private school and your mattress is telling you to simplify , downsize and send the to public school where they can be savagely beaten on a daily basis . But you don’t think you should sacrifice their quality of life for yours . The mattress in your soul doesn’t want to go to church anymore , but you should . The mattress in your soul doesn’t want to hang out with the friend you’ve known for twenty years anymore , but you should . The mattress in your soul doesn’t like the missionary position and wants to get down and dirty , but you should not let on that you fantasize the way you do . The mattress in your soul wants to dance with the devil in the moonlight , but you should go to the gym . The mattress in your soul wants to eat sweet , sweet<b> chocolate </font></b>cake , but you should eat kale chips and gauc . God forbid you actually follow the mattress’s guidance . There could be anarchy . And hell followed after . Because we’re so full of ideas and judgments about what we should and shouldn’t do, we tend to talk ourselves out of the guidance of the mattress in our souls . We don’t trust that our mattress knows what’s best, so we tend to write off the guidance as whimsy or even folly ! To both pay attention and heed guidance may require radical acts of courage and that can feel terrifying – like confronting a phantom . Or even a phantasm . But not a phantasmagoria . Where will the mattress in my soul lead me ? How uncomfortable will I have to get ? Like anal uncomfortable ? How much uncertainty will I need to tolerate ? Like buying an actual mattress without testing it out uncertainty ? The soul mattress doesn’t give a FUCK about certainty . The mattress in your soul cares about freedom . Like William Wallace . Not the real one but the one from the movie Braveheart . The real one was a kind of a pill . But now he’s dead so whatever . Every time we override the mattress’s (the soul one not the real one) guidance , it gets LOUDER , not because you don’t have free will and not because you’re being punished , but because you are being such a dum-dum Dugan . The mattress doesn’t necessarily speak the same language as you , it may speak Portuguese , so it may not just start rattling off guidance in your ear . Instead, it will use anything it can- dreams , chain letters , spam emails , people who show up unannounced and knock on your door a 2 AM like in the Strangers , stabbing physical pain , gut instincts , gut worms , bumper stickers , synchronicities – to make you pay attention . The mattress in your soul is always trying to guide you (unless it takes a break) but when you repetitively ignore it , it has to get crafty . Sometimes you wind up clobbered with a surgical 2 x 4 right up the ass . The guidance of the mattress in your soul may start as a guiding dream or a persistent thought or a book or blog post (like this one ! )that seems to speak directly to you . But if you ignore this , the mattress may guide you through painful interventions , like loss or illness or getting it up the butt . The mattress is screaming for you to WAKE UP , it’s begging you to free yourself from all the should . By any means necessary it will make you face the TRUTH about who you are and what is aligned with your true self . Because so many people suffer from what the shamans and mattress salesmen and podcast commercials for Purple Mattress call “mattress loss” , they lose touch with the guidance and wind up feeling lost , confused , disconnected , lonely , ugly , smelly , gross , bloated , vile , flabby , riddled with STDs and out of touch with the purpose and meaning in their lives . Reconnecting with the mattress in the soul is medicine for the mattress in the soul . If you feel like you’re not optimally tapped into your mattress soul and would like to learn more about how your mattress might be speaking to you , (SOLICITATION REMOVED) Or are you trusting and acting on your guidance ? Share your stories of how your mattress has guided you or how you’ve resisted it and paid a terrible terrible price in the butt . 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Soooo .... listening to my soul mattress will make me a big baby? I'm good with that - though I prefer thinking of it as my second childhood. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I prefer the birdhouse in my soul.  
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