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Neon signs!  

shysexual_MTgirl 42F  
760 posts
1/22/2014 7:40 pm

Last Read:
2/16/2014 1:33 pm

Neon signs!


I made my friend laugh today. We were talking about the sight and the fact that we are both horny women. I think we're both sexually insatiable. (men who have passed up the chance to be with us, you lost out. )

So, I told her, I was just going to buy a neon sign that flashes "OPEN" and wear it on a belt around my waist...if you can't figure out where this is going, I can't help you. And then I'll get one of those little number dispensers and a sign that says, "Now Servicing #____"

You know I won't ever do it, but I did think it was one of the most obvious ways to make it so that signals aren't crossed. There would be no denying what I was asking for. LOL

I'm going to get some this weekend, even if I have to drink Crown Royal to do it...(I cautioned my friend to tell me NO if I ask for Crown...naughty things happen when I drink Crown)

who's buying me a shot?

JoelG1967 57M
106 posts
2/16/2014 12:49 am

I would buy you a bottle or two.


sehd07 57M
1059 posts
1/23/2014 6:37 am

A shot or two then let's go screw


PeterLongHenry 70M
317 posts
1/22/2014 8:04 pm

Why buy just a shot when the whole bottle is there to be had?


outtherelinda 57F  
18868 posts
1/22/2014 7:59 pm

No I don't think anyone could not know what you are referring to, lol.

Can you believe the weekend is almost here again (will here in Australia anyway).

I hope your weekend is fabulous.

Linda xxx


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