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Music to my ears
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Music to my ears I really need to hear some of these lines coming from an enticing woman. #1 Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight. #2 Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you. #3 Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you. #4 Nice shirt! What’s it made out of, boyfriend material? #5 If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package? #6 Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard? #7 Those are some nice pants! Mind if I test the zipper? #8 You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill. #9 You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it. #10 Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under. #11 I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match. #12 Do you know what would look really good on you? Me. #13 Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you. #14 I might be<b> wasted </font></b>tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be. #15 You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long. #16 *Asks your name* They call me “The Truth,” because quite frankly, people just can’t handle me 😉 #17 If I would’ve known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini. #18 Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight. #19 You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight. #20 You look familiar. Have we had sex before? *No* Well, we should. #21 Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor. #22 Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it. #23 *What’s your name?* My name is _______, but you can call me tonight. #24 You know what would look really good on you? *What?* Me. #25 Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before? #26 Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back. #27 I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on. #28 Let’s play Titanic! When I say “iceberg,” you go down. #29 Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up. #30 You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable. #31 Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1. #32 Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs? #33 Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, if you’ll be my 9. #34 Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. #35 We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you. #36 Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, and then you’ll nail me. #37 Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place. #38 Is it hot in here or is it just you? #39 I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans 😉 #40 Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet. |
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It is great when you make a pitch for me. Prof
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These are priceless!!! I could reciprocate if I could find someone who knew the lines. Make my kitty purr{=} Shoot I didn't see this until day before turkey (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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