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Memory problems The following is set two years before I was born. Unfortunately I can't recall whether I've posted it before or not and I'm too lazy to skim through my old posts to check. So enjoy, or not, again. It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he asks. That's cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and immediately revised his plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie comes<b> downstairs </font></b>in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly dishevelled Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: DAMMIT, DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!" |
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I could do with more dancing.
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this is an oldie but a real goodie Happy Sunday (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I love that joke! 
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