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He said, she said...  

Prof10001 63M  
5637 posts
7/3/2018 3:53 am

Last Read:
7/8/2018 6:07 pm

He said, she said...


He Said She Said: Here we are Ladies, just for you..... He Said She Said

He said ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said ... You wear pants don't you?

He said ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said... I would but you're never there.

He said ... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said ... They don't have time

He said ... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said ... We don't know; it has never happened.

He said ... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said ...They already have boyfriends.

She said ...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said... A widow.

He said ... Why are married women heavier than single women? She said ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
7/3/2018 3:53 am

Sorry I was bitchy yesterday.


EuroCouple101 58M/53F

7/3/2018 5:12 am

Interesting coming from a man. Thank you, it is funny and sad at the same time.


Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
7/3/2018 6:06 am

    Quoting EuroCouple101:
    Interesting coming from a man. Thank you, it is funny and sad at the same time.
When you think about it, humor often is.


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
7/5/2018 9:25 am

"they don't have time" rotflmao

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
7/5/2018 10:54 am

Yikes !

Sadly, possibly too true to really be funny.

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