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Clock shop?  

Prof10001 63M  
5639 posts
4/26/2020 5:22 am

Last Read:
4/27/2020 4:54 am

Clock shop?


A man walks into a pocket watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says, "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a cock shop!"

Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
4/26/2020 5:23 am

"Well," replies the man, "Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"


needsomefun21515 58M

4/26/2020 6:02 am

very nice.


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