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You get what you pay for?
You get what you pay for? Don and Ivana decided to celebrate their 12th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas Long |
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When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. Don brushed her off. Ivana objected, "Don, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude." "Ivana, she's a prostitute." "I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?" "Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it." In their room, Don called down to the desk and asked for 'Trixi' to come to room 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?" Soon, there was a knock on the door. Don opened it and Trixi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. Don asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." Even Don was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25." Trixi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price." "Well," said Don "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, ivana came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can't believe it!" Don said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner." At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Trixi came up behind Don, pointed slyly at Ivana, and said, "See what you get for $25 !!!!!!!! "
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Thats cold lol
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Hmmm, I think that one was found written on a cave wall in its original itteration!
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Im likening your title to being on this site. Im a non paying member... nuff said ~
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