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Who's tough  

Prof10001 63M  
5637 posts
8/26/2006 6:06 am

Last Read:
1/11/2016 6:34 pm

Who's tough


Three cowboys were sitting around the campfire out on the range. The first cowboy starts to expound on how tough he is.

"Why I'm the toughest cow poke in the whole state. Last week in the saloon three varmints tried to cheat at poker and I thrashed them all single handed."

The second cowboys says, "That tain nothin'. Yesterday a rattler spooked my best and I jumped down grabbed that snake and bit its head off."

The third cowboy didn't say a word. He just knelt by the fire slowly stirring the glowing coals with his penis.

Hydragenias 63F

8/26/2006 7:12 am

PROF!!! OUCH! bet that hurt


Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
8/26/2006 10:20 am

Nah, I didn't feel anything near as hot as when dancing....

Prof


countryheart_71 52F
8077 posts
8/27/2006 6:07 am

Almost had a mess here, as I was drinking my coffee and reading the last line.

~Country~


Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
8/27/2006 7:53 pm

    Quoting countryheart_71:
    Almost had a mess here, as I was drinking my coffee and reading the last line.
Gee, I like the idea of getting you hot and wet and messy........but I don't think this is going according to plan.

Prof


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