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Magic pussy? Or pussy power...?
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Magic pussy? Or pussy power...? Wait a sec..that's puppy power! LOL Sorry...just told myself a joke there. Uh..what's this about? Oh yea, magic pussy. Now, I'd like to go on record to say that only guys would say shit like that. Um...ok, to be fair, I've done my fair share of objectifying both guys, and girls. And, rather embarrassingly, terms like "magic wand", and "super shafts" have been thrown around. But in my defense, when used, the feelings associated with the fondness of person who's appendage we are talking about is always taken into consideration. I mean, why wouldn't it be? Anyhow... Ever since I got back, the most recent ex bf and I have been in constant contact. It would seem like he's moved past the anger and is now more open to communicate freely. I've had a few good and bad experiences before, but so far so good. I'll give this a chance. So I met him for lunch yesterday and we spoke on a lot of things. I admitted to seeing and bedding other people (I kept it vague...and deliberately didn't say "guys". C'mon now...i can't tell him everything. Not all at once..) while we were going out, and he kinda told me one of his friends actually saw me coming out of a hotel. I admitted to that too, but didn't mentioned who it was. I then asked him, if he knew, why didn't he confront me about it sooner. He admitted to not truly knowing for sure, and then said something about me having "magic pussy". I was taken aback...slightly. Mainly cos he doesn't usually use that kinda of language. I wasn't sure if I wanted to laugh or get offended. Of COURSE I asked him what he meant.  He told me he felt like he knew I was always too sexual for him. "Too feisty in bed" was his exact words, compared to him. To be fair, he wasn't the most exposed, or adventurous in bed. And I guess everyone is different. He also told me he's trying to move on and date other people now, so. Yeah, good on him  But yes, that was still a weird thing to hear LOLIn other news, I'm beginning to have crazy neighbors. Maybe they've always been crazy and I just haven't spent enough time out to know them, but damn they crazy. First, my next door neighbor. He was bugging me for awhile when I first moved in, but after telling him off (and slamming the door in his face once) he backed off. Recently, he's at it again. He found my profile on another online dating site and have been dropping me messages. Like a LOT. He even comes out when he hears me come home (I have to pass his place to get to mine) and tried to strike up a conversation. I shot him down again last evening but that doesn't seem to stop his online...crusade. Guess I'm logging off that site for awhile. There's a family of four that lives on the ground floor. Husband, wife and two (less than 8 year-olds). I rarely see the husband, but see the wife and her two daughters quite a fair bit. She has taken to hanging her clothes outside of her apartment. Which is fine, I guess, as long as it's not blocking anyone, right? I remember the first few times seeing this and thought to myself, ok, she obviously doesn't mind other people seeing what kind of underwear she has so..who am I to say anything. Then last night, I was on the phone hanging around downstairs cos I didn't want to get into the lift and have my call cut off. All the while I was on the phone, this neighbor of mine came out and started eyeballing me. She even came out of her place, walked right up to me and stopped like 4m away, and kept staring. At first I smiled. Then realized my smile wasn't returned. So i gave her a few minutes, and she hasn't moved. As soon as my call was done, I walked right up to her ans asked her if there was anything wrong. Is there a problem. She must have not been expecting me to walk right up to her, cos she backed off, shook her head and walked back to her place. I was still puzzled, so I walked up to her and asked again. She retorted by asking me if I've lost any underwear. Umm...ok. I told her no, not here I haven't. I've lost some before, but I didn't think she was in the mood to hear any of my experiences. So I'm thinking she must have lost a few, and for some reason, must think that I took them....? I dunno... |
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