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Dumbass moments - dontcha just love them :P
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Dumbass moments - dontcha just love them :P Hola! I WAS gonna start by bitching about a few things but its a Friday and I think we could all use LOT less negativity heading into the weekend. So no bitching. I'll try not to anyway. In stead, collating some of the pretty dumb stuff I've been guilty of the past few weeks. Inappropriately dressed: This one is bad....but, at the very east, I wasn't alone  . We got invited to a party at a friend's place. It was World Cup themed, so we were supposed to come dressed according to the teams we supported. I watch football (that's soccer to my North American readers) but I had no idea the who, what, where and why of the World Cup as far as teams go, so I ran with France. Only cos I had a little French maid outfit.Now here we were, both the husband and I thinking it was "that" kind of a party. His idea of a costume was to bring a jar of Belgian chocolate spread and use it on himself when the clothes came off. So aside from a jar of otherwise inconspicuous spread, he was dressed normal. I on the other hand, was in a full regalia French maid outfit. Luckily, I had thrown on a t-shirt on top just so I wouldn't make the journey there too awkward. But yeah. When we got there, we realised, it was just a gathering to watch football A lot of the other people there even brought their along. LOLNow of COURSE the husband and I didn't say anything to anyone. We just had to fend off questions about my "interesting skirt"  We caught the first half of the first match. I can't even remember who played cos we cooked up some excuse and ran home. We're still laughing about it Nosy neighbour: This one's on-going. This is super embarrassing on a personal level but...fuck it. It is what it is We've moved in with a friend while we're still sorting out our living arrangements. Living next to us is a family. I have no idea how many of them live there, or how they look like beyond that cos I've never seen them before. I've only heard them leaving the house or coming back in the evening. Anyhow. What got me intrigued by them was seeing their laundry one afternoon. I was passing their place and they had their laundry out in their yard, which I can look into on my way out. I saw a few pretty large bras. Like the cup sizes were huge. I then noticed some regular sized panties. I had walked past their place when it hit me. Like what does this person look like? Large tits?!? How unproportionate can this person be? Right? I mean, I suppose it "could" be two different people. But still. THAT got the nosy neighbour in me awake and I've been trying to sneak a peek at how they actually look like. LOLYes yes yes.....I know. a busybody Porn before gym: This one is beyond dumb. I was complaining to a friend I work out with about how tired I was. This was sometime last week. He then suggested a few things like an energy drink or coffee. I was like, yeah...ok. Then, he suggested watching some porn before my workout. Like wait....what?! He then told me he read somewhere about how increase testosterone/estrogen levels actually help with a boost in energy. It all sounded plausible. So I gave it a try. All it ended up doing was making me distracted, and then subsequently frustrated the entire evening. First off, I had to actually find something that.....did it for me. That took awhile First I had to figure out what kind of mood I was in, etc etc. Once I got that down, I watched it for a bit and...yeah, I got down with it. It got me going. Then I had to stop cos it was time to go. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to keep the arousal or could I rub one out...? Either way, I didn't have time. Went to the gym, and all I could think of was how badly I wanted to fuck. Which then prompted me to think of the time I was in the club in China with the boyfriend and his two friends. And I think, at this moment, there's nothing hotter than leaving the club with 3 guys. I think it's the knowing I want to go back and fuck each of their brains out, and yet not knowing if it was going to happen. The flirting and arousal from the entire evening, and the anticipation. Anyways. Yea, so THAT memory came jogging back. And all this while I was trying to lift and run and jump and shit? Nah-uh. Nope. Didn't work out for me. So that was a washout. I was horny. Then I was mildly tired, but didn't really get a full workout so that felt...incomplete. Then I went back and got pretty furious in the shower and still ended up not fully satisfied. Last time trying that So there we go. Dumbass moments. It's the weekend so, let's hope things pick up. And as usual, thanks for reading and let's hope we all get laid. I could use a good fuck. Like seriously
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Hmm... I was suddenly wondering, does oestrogen, or testosterone levels increase with watching porn? It does when we get aroused....doesn't it? Hmm...this is worth reading up on..... Anyone else tried this before? Anyone willing to experiment if this works? Hey, if it does, lemme know
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*Sends partgald an invite to come and watch the football third place play-off on Saturday or final on Sunday*  Bet you put a smile on other people's faces if nothing else. 
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7/13/2018 4:42 am |
I find porn to be a great way to get the blood flowing. But seriously, I think your friend was suggesting something else entirely and you may have missed it. Actual sex before going to the gym is by far more satisfying. Strike up that conversation again and see where it takes you.  Jimmy B.My blog JimmyB7474 is called Into The Woods (erotica) entertaining stories about a guy named Jimmy. Enjoy.
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I'd never thought about watching porn before working out....... I believe I'll completely disregard your good advice and try it myself!  I'm picturing the looks on the faces at the party when you walked in with your maid outfit! omg!
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Testosterone is more of a male thing, however women do have it too but at a way smaller scale compared to male. Unfortunately, whatever your friend said to you, it works more for him than for you. At least your brain had a good work out as it left you horny as heck, while your body was suppose to be the one to enjoy the stimulant from doing gym. Lol! Have a great weekend partygald.
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Your crazy... lol..
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I know that sportsmen (and probably women) reckon not to having sex before games keeps you on edge, but I suppose some sports or activities need you to be calm, not frustrated - Shooting and Yoga for example I'm super curious about you neighbor too. Huge Tits and Slim hips  Bad girl....turning up to a family event dressed like a French Tart LOL - Once again, that offer of a spanking still stands......while your wearing that Maid's outfit Can't wait for the continuation of your China 4Some and other tales Hope this week is better for you, and you get that good Fucking
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All of these blunders came in good humor my lady, I wouldn't worry about them As for sexual arousal before workout, it can be focusing, but needs some practice - and of course, release afterwards Cheers - P
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Instead of porn before the gym, I (discreetly) check out women at the gym, and use my imagination.
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