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Darn insects...
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Darn insects... Hi all, I hope your Christmas was good. The husband is coming back tonight so, the last day or two has been spent trying to get as much time alone with the bf as we can. It's mostly just me taking him around to check out the things I get up to here. Speaking of which - We went to check out a waterfall yesterday and it was quite a ride away from where we are. I wasn't crazy about the idea cos we've rented a nice place to stay in this week and it has a pool and all, and I didn't really want to head out. But! He really wanted to go so we went. We rode out and found it easy enough and it wasn't crowded, but there were a few other people already there. We hiked and hour uphill and found a smaller, less picturesque waterfall, but at least we were the only ones there. Or it appeared to be, at least. We found a spot to drop our bags and jumped in. After swimming/lazing in the water for awhile, we didn't see or hear anyone so we stripped. I didn't want to go back up to our bags so I left my bikini on top of a rock, which seemed like a good idea at the time.  We swam for a little more before we started fooling around. At the back of my head I was already being paranoid about bacteria and stuff so I told him there's no way we were fucking here. Let's head back. So we did. I swam back to the rock and my swimsuit was gone. Neither the top nor the bottom could be seen. We searched around for a little but I was kinda resigned to losing them already, at this point. We dried up as best we could, I threw my dress on and we rode back. Now, Aside from losing what was an expensive bikini (which was ridiculous considering how little cloth it used  ), the<b> hike </font></b>and ride back was....unpleasant. Lemme tell ya, hiking in a, although not dense forest, in a dress with no underwear on is providing fucking mosquitoes and bugs with a buffet. I got bitten in areas where insects should not have access to. Not fun.Anyhoo. He's coming with me to a nude yoga class this evening. He says otherwise, but I'm betting he's thinking of all kinds of sexual energy that goes on in there. Which, to be honest, is as far from the truth as it gets . I mean, I don't know how sexy it is to be staring at hairy assholes LOLI dunno. Maybe it can be. But something about class just makes it unsexy. Ah well, we'll see Also, I've been meaning to do a Christmas post. As in what I got up to on Christmas Eve but uh....I'll get round to it. I'm still kinda processing it emotionally  Til the next one. Happy Holidays xx |
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I'm actually really sore about losing my swimwear. And thanks for stopping by!
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12/26/2018 9:59 pm |
Dang, that all sucks! ( Bad kinda sucks, not good kinda sucks!) Here's my not funny story. Several years ago we went to rec center to play basketball. My knees were always rough, so I used some Flex All 454. Dummy me, after the first game went to use bathroom. Let's say I had a bad burning sensation where a guy doesn't want one! Have a great rest of week!
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Bummer about loosing your swimwear.....but a lesson learned, I guess  What I can't fathom is whether it was a passing stranger who scored a new bikini, some local youths hiding in the bushes waiting to see the now naked owner of the costume or, some of the thieving local simians who steal every unattended (and sometimes attend) piece of loose clothing and accessory they can get their nimble hands on  .....you should have gone with your first instincts and stayed by the pool
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The Phantom Bikini Thief strikes again! At least you had something else to put on but at the expense of some bites - hope they don't spoil the rest of your holidays.
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a bikini thief, they are hard to catch. sorry you lost it but the rest of the trip sounds pretty nice.
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12/27/2018 7:11 am |
No sex & you lost your Bikini! Oh poor PG.
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Haha! Literally! Thank you! Happy Holidays
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Dang, that all sucks! ( Bad kinda sucks, not good kinda sucks!) Here's my not funny story. Several years ago we went to rec center to play basketball. My knees were always rough, so I used some Flex All 454. Dummy me, after the first game went to use bathroom. Let's say I had a bad burning sensation where a guy doesn't want one! Have a great rest of week! Ouch. Thanks. You have a good one too
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Bummer about loosing your swimwear.....but a lesson learned, I guess What I can't fathom is whether it was a passing stranger who scored a new bikini, some local youths hiding in the bushes waiting to see the now naked owner of the costume or, some of the thieving local simians who steal every unattended (and sometimes attend) piece of loose clothing and accessory they can get their nimble hands on .....you should have gone with your first instincts and stayed by the pool Happy Holidays!
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The Phantom Bikini Thief strikes again! At least you had something else to put on but at the expense of some bites - hope they don't spoil the rest of your holidays. It's going well so far. Have a good year end
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a bikini thief, they are hard to catch. sorry you lost it but the rest of the trip sounds pretty nice.
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No sex & you lost your Bikini! Oh poor PG. 
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I've always thought it got washed downstream. I hope someone picked it up IF it did...I'd hate to be littering Although now I am wondering if it got stolen instead
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Monkeys? That's not a hazard we have around here. I hope you've found a nice replacement by now.
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