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Chocolate Starfish and Banana Benders (Tasters..?)  

partygald 41F
3082 posts
10/3/2019 2:14 am

Last Read:
10/19/2019 7:28 pm
Chocolate Starfish and Banana Benders (Tasters..?)

A few months ago I revisited this particular beach club that I had sworn I'd never go back to (I should keep my promises to myself, to be honest...). Its a relatively nice club, but service is horrid, and the vibes there just rubs me the wrong way. But! This time round, I was asked by friends I had not seen in years. There were 4 of us and marriages (and divorces, unfortunately), babies, and relocation has prevented us from meeting up. So this was going to be the first time we could meet up and have a girls' day , so....what do you do, right?

We let the moms in the group decide and these poor, deprived ladies decided they wanted an ass-, bikini clad, day in the sun, sipping martinis, mai tais and what not, and working on tan lines, so off we went. We got there early, found ourselves a nice spot, and a couple of hours in, we were having a really good time. I didn't notice them when they got in , but there was another group of mixed couples right beside/behind us. They started getting weird/hostile towards us. Like passive/aggressive weird (ain't that the worst though..) They kept muttering not so nice things, directed towards us, but never once, outrightly AT us. I ignored them the entire time cos I was actually enjoying the catch up with the girls, and all of us actually found their behaviour amusing. Anyhow. This went on for about an hour before we left for lunch.

Over lunch, naturally these people came up in our conversation. Turns out, at numerous points, I was kneeling on my deck chair, and had bent forward (to for my drink/snack, or for whatever other reason) and had inadvertently flashed them my anus. LOL It's a beach club, and it seemed like a<b> g-string </font></b>friendly environment (we were not the only ones in g-strings), so I don't get how they were offended by...the sight. Like seriously, what were they expecting? And I'm pretty damn certain mine was clean too. lol. Maybe they liked theirs bleached....? Ah well, fuck em. I just thought that was post-worthy. Like anus' are like nipples. Show your ass, its ok. Show your asshole, it's a big deal.
Ridiculous.

On a similar note, I was also trying to explain to some casual friends how nude yoga really isn't sexual. The topic came up and somehow they found (or I might have let slip) that I do it regularly (or as regular as I can manage) and they had questions. I tried to explain as best I could that it's only arousal IF the whole situation (mindset, ambience, etc) allows it to be. In a class setting, or at least in my class setting, it really isn't . Everything hangs /flops here and there, and hairy asses....uh...not too sexy. LOL. I don't know if they got it but..anyhow.

Back to the girls' day . One of the things that came up was how nice it'd be if dicks tasted like bananas. LOL. I mean, some of the mare already curved like it. Unfortunately some dicks don't taste half as good as a banana. I suppose that's why blowjobs only happen when you're horny. The things we do when we're horny... LOL
Oh...shout out to banana bender shaped dicks. Oh yes....

partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/3/2019 2:16 am

 And thanks for reading!


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
10/3/2019 2:58 am

 You're right, naked yoga is not sexual, but really doesn't take much to go from common place, or clinical , to sexual. Can be as simple as a wiggle, or scent... or a drop of sweat...and ...there is the soldier, fully erect .


ClitLickB4DickU 65M  
1392 posts
10/3/2019 3:58 am

 Given you were seated first, I assume that those folk could have moved, if so offended by your Winking Star-Fish I would have been delighted to sit with you Girls in my eye-line, and would have deliberately selected that spot behind you

I have such a Banana-Bent Dick and am often complemented on it's pleasing shape by some Ladies (or not so Ladies ) I always make sure that it's freshly washed if there's a chance it will end up in someone's mouth. Much the same as a Lady should always rinse her Pussy if she's expecting to have it Eate Out

One time in my youth I was staggering along the Kuta Beach Road when a voice out of the darkness asked "You want Banana-Hand Mister?" LOL


Looknfind18 71M  
4379 posts
10/3/2019 4:13 am

 Glad you girls had a good day. I've missed reading you.


tantallblue4u 59M
Ask me for a photo
300 posts
10/3/2019 9:07 am

 We could coat my banana shaped cock in banana pudding if you would like.


unknown170 45M
50 posts
10/3/2019 12:26 pm

 you got to blog more often, so anything else happened on the beach club? happy ending for you ladies?


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/4/2019 3:31 am
    Quoting Heathen_G:
    You're right, naked yoga is not sexual, but really doesn't take much to go from common place, or clinical , to sexual. Can be as simple as a wiggle, or scent... or a drop of sweat...and ...there is the soldier, fully erect .
Lol. Yeah...as non sexual as it is, there have been more than a few alert soldiers in class😝. Thanks for stopping by


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/4/2019 3:35 am
    Quoting ClitLickB4DickU:
    Given you were seated first, I assume that those folk could have moved, if so offended by your Winking Star-Fish I would have been delighted to sit with you Girls in my eye-line, and would have deliberately selected that spot behind you

    I have such a Banana-Bent Dick and am often complemented on it's pleasing shape by some Ladies (or not so Ladies ) I always make sure that it's freshly washed if there's a chance it will end up in someone's mouth. Much the same as a Lady should always rinse her Pussy if she's expecting to have it Eate Out

    One time in my youth I was staggering along the Kuta Beach Road when a voice out of the darkness asked "You want Banana-Hand Mister?" LOL
Hahaha! Winking star fish! Fuck! I hope mine wasn’t winking😳. Hang on...wouldn’t I have to be actively clenching periodically for a wink to happen? Don’t think I was doing any of that. Unless I was laughing... ah damn. Too much thought into this.
And wtf is a banana hand?!? 😝


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/4/2019 3:36 am
    Quoting Looknfind18:
    Glad you girls had a good day. I've missed reading you.
Thank you! 😊


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/4/2019 3:38 am
    Quoting  :
A float spa? I think I might have heard about it...but no, haven’t tried it. I’m definitely gonna try it now... thanks for the recommendation 😘


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/4/2019 3:45 am
    Quoting tantallblue4u:
    We could coat my banana shaped cock in banana pudding if you would like.
Whoa whoa whooooa....hang on there...banana pudding. Dipping. Nooo...no no Actually....hang on a sec.... hmm...ok. Maybe I’ll just steal that idea 😉. Lol.
Thanks for stopping in


partygald 41F
1963 posts
10/4/2019 3:46 am
    Quoting unknown170:
    you got to blog more often, so anything else happened on the beach club? happy ending for you ladies?
Ha! Thanks for reading 😚
I’m trying (fingers crossed) to blog more often again. A few happy endings along the way


niceGuyWildSex 45M
99 posts
10/8/2019 9:21 pm

 so good to see you back


discreteSteve62 50M
2169 posts
10/16/2019 2:44 pm

 My wife and I always wash when we're anticipating sex. In cases where we are spontaneous, oral is off the menu unless we've washed anyway. But sex is still fun when it doesn't include oral.

Also, maybe someone should invent banana-flavored blowjob lube.


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