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The birthday issue. Or is it the pussy issue?  

partygald 41F
3082 posts
7/3/2021 11:40 pm

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7/20/2021 9:31 pm

The birthday issue. Or is it the pussy issue?


Ok. This is long overdue. This was supposed to be posted the birthday week but, you know how it is. 🤷🏼

The birthday.
I tried to get another girl to come over in the evening for the bf’s birthday dinner but I couldn’t get anyone. To be fair, I only really wanted one person so I asked and she wasn’t available. She’s a good friend of mine and we haven’t seen each other in ages but she felt it was kinda awkward so I left it at that. But anyhow, back to the bf’s birthday.

I even tried hiring someone. 😣. I reached out to a friend of mine, who is….rather familiar with social services here and he put me in touch with a contact and bam, I managed to get someone. After a few back and forth, we agreed terms (sounds so damn formal it was killing the vibe, actually). She looked good, and sounded nice over the phone so everything looked promising at the time, but I had asked her to meet me once a day before the very evening. I really wanted to make sure the vibe and energy was good between us but she refused, and then ghosted me. She just reassured me that she will see us at our place on the agreed date. I kinda let it sit for awhile before deciding to cancel on her cos the whole thing just get weird. All I wanted was to make sure things wouldn’t be awkward. But oh well.

So anyhow. The whole birthday thing was a disaster. I had ordered dinner to be delivered to our place that evening. So that was settled. In the day, he suggested we’d go cycling. I was under the impression we weren’t going to be cycling for long cos this guy teaches spin classes. I mean, who the fuck decides to go ride a bike on his day off from riding stationary bikes?!? But anyways. 😣

I wore a bikini top and shorts, thinking we were only gonna be cycling for a short while. I left everything at home - phone, wallet, I didn’t even bring along a water bottle. He assured me he googled a good route, so he led. In my head, we’d be cycling for an hour, max. Took us 5 fucking hours before we got home again. We kept going in one direction, detoured a little, ran into construction halfway where his “googled route” was supposed to be, then had to double back….it was a fucking nightmare. I was dehydrated, burnt, and worst of all, bicycle seats in shorts without padding, will make your pussy ache in all the not so good ways. It fucking hurts is what I’m saying. 😣

By the time we got back, I was so pissed, and my Pusey felt hammered. And NOT in any good way. It was literally bruised. Add that to being tired, burnt, dehydrated. Needless to say, there was zero action for the next two days. So yeah, after all that planning, there was no birthday sex. 😑

He DID apologise and gave me a gift (the irony of it didn’t slip me by😝) to try and appease me, although I’m pretty sure he only did it for the make up sex. Aaaand I’m not exactly<b> ashamed </font></b>to admit it worked. Lol. Two days later though. But still. We ended up in a strange role play where I was a drill sergeant figure, barking at him and making do push ups and squats nude, all the while playing with his balls and jerking him off. It was a bit odd for me cos I actually haven’t done that before, but he fucking loved it. Im guessing we’ll do that more often…?

Anyhow. That was the birthday issue. Not much to crow about, but a BIG lesson learnt - always, ALWAYS cycle in padded cycling shorts. It may look like you’ve got oversized pads on, but gawd damn do they spare your pussy some pounding.

partygald 41F
1963 posts
7/3/2021 11:43 pm

On another random note, I walked in on two guys at the water dispenser in the gym a few days ago, and all I heard as I got there was, “I’m telling you man, pussy, is amazing….” Then I walked in. And then there was a moment of super awkward silence. Lol
I was tempted to tell them I agreed, but I just went “oh-kaaaaay”. I refilled my drink and they promptly left. Lol. That was funny😝


discreteSteve62 50M
2169 posts
7/16/2021 7:03 pm

Sorry to hear that the birthday thing didn't work out all that well, even if the belated birthday sex was more of a treat. And maybe I should have read this message before answering the previous one.

The gym thing? Weird. Why would a guy tell another guy that "pussy is amazing"? Had the guy just had his first sexual experience, and was telling the other how much he enjoyed it? Had the other guy never had sex? In that case he'd probably still anticipate that it was amazing. Or was one guy straight and the other other gay, and the straight guy just joking around? For anyone other than a gay man or an asexual person, of course pussy is amazing; even for a straight woman her own is amazing. Anyway, sounds like a funny encounter.


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