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Blogs > Linc1912 > Smartazz resides here

Jokes about men  

Linc1912 47M
369 posts
9/11/2016 1:33 pm
Jokes about men

Whats the difference between condoms and a man?
(Condoms are no longer thick and insensitive)

What do you give to a man that has everything?
(Penicillin)

How many men does it take to<b> screw </font></b>in a lightbulb?
(3. One to<b> screw </font></b>it in, and 2 to listen to him brag about the screwing part)

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a Gspot?
(A man will actually SEARCH for a golf ball)

How do you keep your man from reading your emails?
(Rename the inbox Instruction Manuals)

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
(Men always miss them)

What do you call a man who wont go down on you?
(You don't!)

How do you scare a man?
(Stand behind him and start throwing rice)

What do men think Mutual Orgasm is?
(An insurance company)

Why are men like commercials?
(you can not believe a word they say)

What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
(A widow)

Whats the difference between a knife and a man who likes to argue?
(The knife has an actual point)



Did you laugh at these?
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Remember some of us men can take a joke. Remember this ladies- especially when the female jokes come...
~Linc was here.~

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