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How you can (seemingly) INCREASE your chances of getting laid on AFF (2018 Man Edition)
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How you can (seemingly) INCREASE your chances of getting laid on AFF (2018 Man Edition) I did one of these a while back, I think its about time for a 2018 Update. -Don’t get attached to one woman on here. They let us know they have PLENTY OF FRIENDS, and committing to just her is just down right selfish! - Use simple English here. Nothing makes a vagina DRIER, then to use words/phrase that she isn't familiar with. "How dare you try to use pop culture references to get into MY panties!!"  - Fill out EVERYTHING. Because if you leave one area blank, that will be the FIRST PLACE she will go to and wonder what are you trying to hide...Sneaky Bastard -Round up your height.. because that half inch is never gonna EXCITE HER.. -Dont post pics of you and someone else. That shit can blow up in your face when she finds the OTHER guy more attractive. And secondly- WHY is there another dude in your photos?!? This isn't Fac3book. - Pick a good, DRIVEABLE area to search. Most likely, the pickings will be slim in YOUR area. So ask yourself how far will you be willing to go without talking yourself out of it.. So consider this if that short haired blonde with 4 teeth and a lazy eye is worth a 40 minute drive… - Give a<b> realistic </font></b>radius for what your looking for. Thick, average, SSBBW. Whatever. Stating 18-99 just means youll fuck anything that gets close. That Prisoner approach wont net you anything but probably another dude. You like them Skinny, say so. But dont try to then talk to a size 24 BBW. That's gonna make you look like a hypocrite... or someone trying to increase their weight class...SHRUGS - Be honest about your sexuality. Would you go BI, just to increase your chances of getting with that long legged Brunette because shes "only" looking for Bi guys? (Could be a trick- soon as you put that dick in your mouth, she could change her mind...) -Post a clear photo of your face. (After you wash it of course) Then prepare to change that photo based on profile words.. (i.e shes into beards. Shes into facial hair. Shes NOT into facial hair. likes Baldies- Pretend your in the witness protection program--Mix it up) - Post NO photos near the toilet, or in a dirty bedroom. You may think its good lighting, but most times they will be looking BEHIND you at the mountain of dirty underwear in the corner, or worse seeing your stiff cum sock next to the night stand.. - Send a message that's atleast a paragraph. Use punctuation. Complete thoughts. Complement if you can. Dont say the fact that her pics give you MASSIVE WOOD. It may be true, but use TACT. Don't give her another excuse to just look at profile without reading. -Avoid profiles that take swipes at men. Clearly the last guy never made her cum, made her feel used and unimportant. Misandrists are EASY to spot, and no- you wont change her mind .And she is going to make you beg for a blowjob until the cows come home. Unless you've been married and are accustomed to that- then enjoy! - Remember this site is a game of NUMBERS. The more emails you SEND, the greater the probability of actually getting a response. I know it would make sense to send an email to ONE woman, but face it- by now you know most DONT read all their emails.. after their box is full- they'll just delete everything and make room for more. - Never ask how many men they are currently fucking. The answer will both PISS THEMSELVES OFF, and VOID any chance of you being added to the rotation. - When reading women's profiles. If it doesn't make sense- that's ok. If the profile says shes looking for black dick, but has 43 photos of small, white penises in her mouth/ass/VAG, you will only hurt your brains trying to figure it out. -Avoid profiles where they have 3-4 photos of the EXACT SAME PHOTO. Usually that means they couldn't find a secondary, or Tertiary angle that was good enough to take a pic of.. (You've been warned) While results may vary, hopefully you wont log off with a serious case of blue balls. But then, youll remember you do have an old cantaloupe in the fridge.... ~Linc was here.~ |
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