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If You Love Something...
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If You Love Something... I always thought the saying was, "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours; if it doesn't, it never was." However, for the purposes of this test, consider the new versions. In which category do *you* fall? Enjoy! AKA{=} The Original Version If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.... The New Versions Pessimist: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was. Optimist: If you love somebody, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. Suspicious: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why. Impatient: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her. Patient: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ... Playful: If you love somebody, Set her free ... * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat * Animal-Rights Activist: If you love somebody, Set her free... In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! Lawyers: If you love somebody, Set her free... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... Bill Gates: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. Statistician: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway. Schwarzenegger's Fan: If you love somebody, Set her free... SHE'LL BE BACK! Over Possessive: If you love somebody don't set her free. HR Specialist: If you love somebody set her free By Offering her VRS and other benefits Then outsource her. MBA: If you love somebody set her free... instantaneously... and look for others simultaneously. Psychologist: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. Somnabulist: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, it's a nightmare If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. ERP Functional Expert: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis. Finance Expert: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. Marketing Expert: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets. AKA  |
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3/26/2008 9:55 pm |
There is only one happiness in life,to love and be loved.
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4/24/2008 6:47 am |
The Actualizer: If you love her, Love her passionately. She only belongs to herself, and is no one's property to be set free.
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