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RULES IN MY WORLD  

rm_cozmicangel 60M
1651 posts
3/11/2007 8:23 am

Last Read:
8/4/2007 3:03 am

RULES IN MY WORLD

The following rules should be strictly applied:



1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

2. I love deadlines. I’m particularly fond of the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

3. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.

4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

5. Needing someone is like needing a<b> parachute. </font></b>If he isn’t there the first time, chances are you wont be needing him again.

6. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

7. My reality cheque bounced.

8. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

9. I don’t suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

10. Today, I’m planning on being slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

11. Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

12. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.

13. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

14. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you cant be replaced, you cant be promoted.

15. After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

16. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

17. You can go anywhere you want. Just look serious and carry a clipboard.

18. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.

19. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

20. Following the rules will not get the job done



artistictease 50M/59F

3/11/2007 11:12 am

Good rules to incorporate lol

Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.


rm_cozmicangel 60M
2942 posts
3/11/2007 2:27 pm

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HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY
BACK AT YOU TEN FOLD
YOU WANT TO COME TO PLETT FOR A HOLIDAY???
CrAzYhUgS
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rm_cozmicangel 60M
2942 posts
3/11/2007 2:30 pm

HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY
NUMBER ONE BEING THE OPERATIVE RULE OF COARSE,LOL
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rm_cozmicangel 60M
2942 posts
3/11/2007 2:32 pm

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HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY
LOL, I THOUGHT THE ONLY MADE ONE OF ME
SEE, YOUR NEVER TO OLD TO LEARN
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TheBird6222 62F

3/11/2007 8:28 pm

Great blog.....keepem coming.


Whispersoftly5 59F
15173 posts
3/11/2007 11:00 pm

Cracking up at all the rules! They work for me! Well, except this one...

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

I need to be pleased every day!!! {=} {=} {=}


rm_cozmicangel 60M
2942 posts
3/12/2007 10:07 am

HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY
FOR YOU BABE, ANYTHING
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rm_cozmicangel 60M
2942 posts
3/12/2007 10:09 am

    Quoting  :

HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY
ALWAYS COOL TO SEE YOU BABE
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rm_cozmicangel 60M
2942 posts
3/12/2007 10:11 am

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    Cracking up at all the rules! They work for me! Well, except this one...

    I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

    I need to be pleased every day!!! {=} {=} {=}
HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY
ITS ALL GOOD BABE
CrAzYhUgS
mAdBrAd
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rm_naaitime 57M
2937 posts
3/13/2007 1:03 am

When did you make a study of me?? Rules to live by, especially the clipboard. Got me into many a place...and remember a name badge to go with that!
[blog naaitime]

Have a great day, remember [blog naaitime]


bustybettyboop 57F
59311 posts
3/13/2007 7:19 am

good ones! *wink* hugs,lis{=}

..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?


rm_cozmicangel 60M
2942 posts
3/13/2007 1:10 pm

    Quoting  :

HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY
JUST LOVE IT BABE
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rm_cozmicangel 60M
2942 posts
3/13/2007 1:17 pm

    Quoting rm_naaitime:
    When did you make a study of me?? Rules to live by, especially the clipboard. Got me into many a place...and remember a name badge to go with that!
    [blog naaitime]
HIYA
FROM YOUR HANDLE I PRESUME YOUR FROM ZA????
THANX FOR THE VISIT DUDE
HAVE A CrAzYoNe
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rm_cozmicangel 60M
2942 posts
3/13/2007 1:19 pm

HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY
FUCK BUT YOU ARE SEXY
ENOUGH SAID
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indymama 49M/52F

3/13/2007 5:10 pm

Thanks for the laughs...number 18 describes me perfectly..I always do everything at the last minute, is there any other way? lol ..

Hugs and smiles ~Indy


rm_cozmicangel 60M
2942 posts
3/19/2007 10:48 am

    Quoting indymama:
    Thanks for the laughs...number 18 describes me perfectly..I always do everything at the last minute, is there any other way? lol ..
HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY
DONT THINK SO BABE
CrAzYhUgS
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