1651 posts 3/11/2007 8:23 am
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RULES IN MY WORLD
The following rules should be strictly applied:
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I’m particularly fond of the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.
4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
5. Needing someone is like needing a<b> parachute. </font></b>If he isn’t there the first time, chances are you wont be needing him again.
6. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
7. My reality cheque bounced.
8. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
9. I don’t suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
10. Today, I’m planning on being slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
11. Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
12. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.
13. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
14. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you cant be replaced, you cant be promoted.
15. After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
16. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
17. You can go anywhere you want. Just look serious and carry a clipboard.
18. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
19. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
20. Following the rules will not get the job done |
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3/11/2007 11:12 am
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Good rules to incorporate lol
Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
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2942 posts 3/11/2007 2:27 pm |
HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY BACK AT YOU TEN FOLD YOU WANT TO COME TO PLETT FOR A HOLIDAY??? CrAzYhUgS mAdBrAd BAD FOR GOOD | cozmicangel | |
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2942 posts 3/11/2007 2:30 pm |
HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY NUMBER ONE BEING THE OPERATIVE RULE OF COARSE,LOL CrAzYhUgS mAdBrAd BAD FOR GOOD | cozmicangel | |
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2942 posts 3/11/2007 2:32 pm |
HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY LOL, I THOUGHT THE ONLY MADE ONE OF ME SEE, YOUR NEVER TO OLD TO LEARN CrAzYhUgS mAdBrAd BAD FOR GOOD | cozmicangel | |
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3/11/2007 8:28 pm
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Great blog.....keepem coming.
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15173 posts 3/11/2007 11:00 pm |
Cracking up at all the rules! They work for me! Well, except this one...
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I need to be pleased every day!!! {=} {=} {=}
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2942 posts 3/12/2007 10:07 am |
HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY FOR YOU BABE, ANYTHING CrAzYhUgS mAdBrAd BAD FOR GOOD | cozmicangel | |
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2942 posts 3/12/2007 10:09 am |
HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY ALWAYS COOL TO SEE YOU BABE CrAzYhUgS mAdBrAd BAD FOR GOOD | cozmicangel | |
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2942 posts 3/12/2007 10:11 am |
Quoting Whispersoftly5: Cracking up at all the rules! They work for me! Well, except this one...
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I need to be pleased every day!!! {=} {=} {=}
HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY ITS ALL GOOD BABE CrAzYhUgS mAdBrAd BAD FOR GOOD | cozmicangel | |
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2937 posts 3/13/2007 1:03 am |
When did you make a study of me?? Rules to live by, especially the clipboard. Got me into many a place...and remember a name badge to go with that! [blog naaitime]
Have a great day, remember [blog naaitime] |
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59311 posts 3/13/2007 7:19 am |
good ones! *wink* hugs,lis{=}
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2942 posts 3/13/2007 1:10 pm |
HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY JUST LOVE IT BABE CrAzYhUgS mAdBrAd BAD FOR GOOD | cozmicangel | |
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2942 posts 3/13/2007 1:17 pm |
Quoting rm_naaitime: When did you make a study of me?? Rules to live by, especially the clipboard. Got me into many a place...and remember a name badge to go with that! [blog naaitime]
HIYA FROM YOUR HANDLE I PRESUME YOUR FROM ZA???? THANX FOR THE VISIT DUDE HAVE A CrAzYoNe mAdBrAd BAD FOR GOOD | cozmicangel | |
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2942 posts 3/13/2007 1:19 pm |
HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY FUCK BUT YOU ARE SEXY ENOUGH SAID CrAzYhUgS mAdBrAd BAD FOR GOOD | cozmicangel | |
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3/13/2007 5:10 pm
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Thanks for the laughs...number 18 describes me perfectly..I always do everything at the last minute, is there any other way? lol ..
Hugs and smiles ~Indy
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2942 posts 3/19/2007 10:48 am |
Quoting indymama: Thanks for the laughs...number 18 describes me perfectly..I always do everything at the last minute, is there any other way? lol ..
HAY YOU FLUFFY BUNNY DONT THINK SO BABE CrAzYhUgS mAdBrAd BAD FOR GOOD | cozmicangel | |
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