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Six-Inch Drop
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Six-Inch Drop There’s a fly hovering six inches above a pond. There’s a fish in the pond that says, "If that fly drops six inches, I can get it." A bear is behind the fish and he says, "If that fly drops six inches, the fish can get the fly, and I can get the fish." A hunter is behind the bear and he says, "If that fly drops six inches, the fish can get the fly, the bear can get the fish, and I can get the bear." A mouse happens to be behind the hunter, and he says, "If that fly drops six inches, the fish can get the fly, the bear can get the fish, the hunter can get the bear, and I can get the piece of cheese in the hunter's back pocket." There’s a cat behind the mouse and he says, "If that fly drops six inches, the fish can get the fly, the bear can get the fish, the hunter can get the bear, the mouse can get the cheese, and I can get the mouse." So the fly drops six inches. The fish gets the fly, the bear gets the fish, the hunter gets the bear, the mouse gets the cheese, and the cat goes for the mouse but misses and lands in the pond. What's the moral of this story? Every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet. ~ Patience, Passion, and Pleasure ~  "The older the buck, the stiffer the horn." One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. |
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12/30/2009 11:10 am |
 
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ROFLMAO...oh that was too funny. Of course, if the member isn't cooperating...we could just go ahead and toss the puss in the pond ... sort of cutting to the chase or beyond it..lol. Willingness is underrated  visit me [blog ulikme2plz]
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