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Blogs > easylay3x > Screwing and Smiling

Want to Live to Be 90?  

easylay3x 65M  
1820 posts
7/6/2007 1:39 am

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7/12/2007 1:40 pm
Want to Live to Be 90?

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said.

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"
~ Patience, Passion, and Pleasure ~

"The older the buck, the stiffer the horn."

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
FlirtyFemale75 48F
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7/6/2007 11:37 am

 lmfao sexy man,another great one.and i just bet you're the innocent one-lol.ty my sexy man come be bad with me.kissessssssss


easylay3x replies on 7/7/2007 6:42 am:
FF - Honey, "Innocent" is my middle name! - S

doitrite08 67F
23 posts
7/6/2007 1:37 pm

 Cute real cute..........But...Baby truth is it's all in the genes...today is my grandmothers 101 birthday..........


easylay3x replies on 7/7/2007 6:43 am:
D - Let's hope you have grannie's genes! - S

rm_que2you 57F
29 posts
7/7/2007 3:57 am
    Quoting doitrite08:
    Cute real cute..........But...Baby truth is it's all in the genes...today is my grandmothers 101 birthday..........
Wow, that's great! Mine just turned 93 a couple months ago & she is still full of it! And she does like her cocktails & cigs still! She also flirts with all the guys that visit her....go granny go!


easylay3x replies on 7/7/2007 6:44 am:
Q - Apparently your grannie was a good teacher, lover! - S

sweethoney4256 66F
34 posts
7/10/2007 5:23 am

 You are smoking hot babe! Age is like a phone number and mine UNLISTED!! Lol


easylay3x replies on 7/10/2007 1:42 pm:
S - Damn! What is it about Florida women? They must put huge amounts of sensuality in the drinking water. Keep your number unlisted, baby. You're ageless! - S

sweethoney4256 66F
34 posts
7/10/2007 8:19 pm

 Cum see for yyourself baby!


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