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A whale of a joke  

sjsoccer1123 48M
29 posts
8/31/2006 4:00 pm

Last Read:
3/24/2007 10:27 am

A whale of a joke


A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan
when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the
same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to
the female whale, 'Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air
hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and
sink.'

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and
were swimming to the safety of shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the
female, 'Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the
shore.' At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to
follow him.

'Look', she said, 'I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely
refuse to swallow the seamen.'

QueenTippyTop 47F

9/21/2006 12:13 pm

Will men ever understand??


mistyatAFF 45F

9/30/2006 10:04 pm

hehehe. i laughed so hard i snorted when i read this.


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