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Thank goodness I have no one to have sex with!
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Thank goodness I have no one to have sex with! Six weeks ago I had a sprained ankle. That got better, but I pulled a calf muscle. That took three weeks, but I was off and running again last week. Friday I tweaked some muscle in my back just getting up from my desk and I could hardly move all weekend! Honestly it was ridiculous. I was laughing at myself - there was only one chair I could sit in: a long deep one with two arms so I could almost lie flat and use my elbows to get up again. I wouldn't have minded if I had done something stupid like moving a piano or digging up tree stumps, but honestly, I just got up and walked into the other room and yeouwch! I can't really see how I can have done enough damage to be in this much pain. And it is referring all the way down my leg and round into my bollocks, which is no fun I can tell you! Three days in front of the TV not doing much else. But when I got in the car to go and get supplies, I was like a ninety year old! I literally took two minutes to get out of the car. It made me realise why really old people look the way they do. Mostly it isn't that they can't move, it is just that it hurts too much! Where is Violette when I need a pain relieving massage? You know, one of those Indian oil ones. It's easing up now. I can walk. I feel like I will soon be back to normal. I even mowed the lawn today. Although I doubt if I could hump anyone, even if I could remember how. Imagine if Gothic Girl came by and said, "I've had enough of this playing about, lets get it on" ? I'd have to say, "Errr, well okay, but only if you don't mind if I just lie back and let you get on with it." Not Dreamer's usual playfully submissive but actually inventively masterful style. Might be a good thing in fact, seeing as how I am seriously out of practice. A good excuse for a total loss of technique! If anyone wants to imagine having sex with me at the moment, they will have to imagine themselves on top. Taking charge. Gently trailing their fingers over my........ Hang on, how did I get sucked into writing about that subject? |
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OH NO, Dreemy!! You should be putting heat and ice on your lower back, switching it out every 15 minutes and taking an anti-inflammatory every six hours. Trust me... you know my back issues. Two surgeries down, you don't want any of THAT. Wish I could help more!  Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit ~Rumi  ..
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oh dear. there's only one think that will keep you from randomly pulling your muscles in directions they shouldn't be going. You need sex, sex and a lot more sex! sex keeps your supple and elastic and capable of doing things without pain! now how's that gonna happen when you say silly things like "thank goodness I have no one to have sex with!!"  on the other hand... I'd be happy to oblige with that oily Indian massage... perhaps we can even skip the paper underwear part cuz it doesn't really make a difference... lol  --Author Unknown
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I do know how to ride a bike, yes, although I would think most women would prefer me not to think of sex like that!
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OH NO, Dreemy!! You should be putting heat and ice on your lower back, switching it out every 15 minutes and taking an anti-inflammatory every six hours. Trust me... you know my back issues. Two surgeries down, you don't want any of THAT. Wish I could help more!
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oh dear. there's only one think that will keep you from randomly pulling your muscles in directions they shouldn't be going. You need sex, sex and a lot more sex! sex keeps your supple and elastic and capable of doing things without pain! now how's that gonna happen when you say silly things like "thank goodness I have no one to have sex with!!" on the other hand... I'd be happy to oblige with that oily Indian massage... perhaps we can even skip the paper underwear part cuz it doesn't really make a difference... lol
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Thanks E. I know you understand all about pain!
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I'm guessing you are trying to make me feel better, but it isn't working!
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Trust me...if I'm sitting on top, my fingers know just where to go!  And you don't have to be old to tweak your back getting up and walking across the room. I used to do that in my twenties! I feel your pain Dreamer. It'll all work out. By the time you're good to go, someone will be waiting to play with you...this is just keeping your mind off of it. 
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Oh God, I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry!!!!!!! I feel dreadful. And it was written in your own beautifully distinct "H" style as well! I have no excuse, I can only say sorry, and I that must have been in a rush, and that the comment about pain made me think of poor E and her broken arm, and that I don't normally expect the wonderful surprise of a response from you rather than your girlfriend here on my pitifully boring blog. Please, please, forgive me. What can I do to make it up to you?
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Trust me...if I'm sitting on top, my fingers know just where to go! And you don't have to be old to tweak your back getting up and walking across the room. I used to do that in my twenties! I feel your pain Dreamer. It'll all work out. By the time you're good to go, someone will be waiting to play with you...this is just keeping your mind off of it.
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Hi there, and thanks for the sympathy. I feel I have been neglecting your blog, which would explain why I didn't know about your own back trouble. I am a little better today, so with luck it won't last much longer, hope the same will apply to you soon.
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I had to look up bollocks.  If my experience is at all similar, I would tell you to breathe and stretch often. And breathe some more. Feel better, dude. Elevate me... 
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I had to look up bollocks. If my experience is at all similar, I would tell you to breathe and stretch often. And breathe some more. Feel better, dude. I've been stretching, and breathing, and I do feel a bit looser, thanks.
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hey Dreemy, hope you are feeling back to normal. miss ya! Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit ~Rumi ..
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hmmm sounds like someone has the spring fever,....maybe these aches and pains and stains are a symptom of the strain your libido is under as you always keep it in check,...psychosematic stress that needs to be relieved,.. Good girls go to heaven,....Bad girls go EVERYWHERE! I love to travel  Come visit my blog tigger678902
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hey Dreemy, hope you are feeling back to normal. miss ya! Oh, you meant my back!! Yes, not completely better, but improving.
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hmmm sounds like someone has the spring fever,....maybe these aches and pains and stains are a symptom of the strain your libido is under as you always keep it in check,...psychosematic stress that needs to be relieved,..
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Ooooooo, I hadn't thought of that....... You mean I might simply have to take someone up on an offer for purely medical purposes? yes I think any physician worth their salt would say take 2 friends to bed and call me in the morning with all the lusty details Good girls go to heaven,....Bad girls go EVERYWHERE! I love to travel Come visit my blog tigger678902
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Ooooooo, I hadn't thought of that....... You mean I might simply have to take someone up on an offer for purely medical purposes? yes I think any physician worth their salt would say take 2 friends to bed and call me in the morning with all the lusty details
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