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THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED
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THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED. 1. Super glue some quarters to the floor & watch people try to pick them up. 2. Page yourself over the intercom (don't disguise your voice). 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Decorate with dead bouquets of flowers. 5. Encourage your colleges to join in a little synchronized chair dancing. 6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. 8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone's gotten over their caffeine addiction, change to espresso. 9. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. 10. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think". 11. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot screaming, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 12. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Then insist that you like it that way. 13. Don't use any punctuation 14. As often as possible, skip instead of walking. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Specify that your drive thru order is "to go". 17. Sing along at your friend's choir concerts or at the opera. 18. Go to a poetry recital & ask why the poems don't rhyme. 19. Find out where your boss shops & buy exactly the same outfits. 20. Send emails to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the restroom. 21. When the money comes out of the ATM machine, scream, "I won, I won, third time this week!" 22. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day. 23. Buy a subscription of "Sleezoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife. 24. Pay your electric bill in pennies. 25. Drive to work in reverse. 26. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. 27. Tell your boss to "blow it out of your mule" and let him/her figure it out. 28. Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg. 29. Polish your car with ear wax. 30. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages. 31. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. 32. Braid the hairs in each nostril. 33. Write a short story using alphabet soup. 34. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail. 35. Make up a language and ask people for directions. 36. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and place it back in the wrapper. 37. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.See how many you can do at once. 38. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 39. When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you have otherplans. 40. find 101 uses for nose hair tweezers. 41. when responding to people respond in duplicate. For example I am fine. I am fine. 42. begin to speak in Tongues. 43. buy a leash and pretend you are taking an invisable for a walk. 44. Ask people to pet your invisable dog. 45. soak pieces of bread with laxative and feed to birds at the work parking lot. Bring an unbrela 46. put your face on a missing poster and post a reward if found. 47. When asked to do something at work simply respond "Their out to get me". 48. Run away when more questions are asked on number 47. 49. Make a list of things to do that you've already done. 50. Dance naked in front of your pets. 51. Put your 's clothes on backwards and send them off to pre-school as if nothing is wrong. 52. Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals. 53. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places. 54. Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives. 55. Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead. 56. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa. 57. Re-arrange your cubile so there is no way in exept over the wall. 58. Attempt to explain to your supervisor about the wall with some elaborite explanation that you have a feer of people. 59. Run away "screeming their out to get me ".when your supervisor does not believe you. 60. compose a list of things to do when your bored. 61. Setup a hammock in your cubicle and play the ukilalee. 62. Think up 101 ways to kill a smurf. 63. Respond to people in the third person in the past tense. 64. Try to play the national anthem using a telephone. 65. wear sun tanning googles and driver around with a baby toys arm sticking out of your mouth looking for cars with baby on board signs on them. 66. start playing the theme song for hockey night in canada with a kazoo when you answer the phone. 67. drink soda po through your nose. 68. do crank calls to your friends (do not disguise your voice.) 69. annoy co-workers by asking for more ideas of things to do when your bored. 70. order pizza in another area code. 71. Make false Traffic reports. 72. do crank calls to your parents making no attempt to disguise your voice. 73. *69 telemarketers and attempt to sell them life insurrance. 74. try to count the hairs on your arm. 75. dial a random number in the phone book using a phone booth and tell the person who answer you know where they live then hang up. 76. if you have freckles try to connect the dots. see if it makes a picture. 77. call domminos pizza twice using a phone that has 2 lines then confrence the 2 lines together before they answer. 78. lern vantriliquizm. 79. create a puppet that looks like your boss and respond only using the puppet when asked a question. 80. come to work dressed as your favorite tv cartoon caracter. 81. Try to mow the lawn with an electric razor. 82. attempt to drive blindfolded. 83. Attempt to find a new use for beer. 84. follow a crazy person on the steet that talks to themself and respond to their ranting. 85. invent a new word and use it in every sentance. for example "man my fhqwhgads are aching". 86. write an entire report backwards then submit to your boss. 87. go to a skydiving class wearing nothing but speedos and a swimming cap and swimming goggles. 88. Steal your nieghbors newspaper. cut it up and make ransome notes for the paper out of the letters. 89. Steal a nieghbors lawn ornament and take pictures of it while travelling around the world and send them to the owner. 90. Return lawn ornament 1 year later. 91. Put a picture of yourself drinking beer on the back of a milk carton with a missing person on it then put milk carton in relatives refridgerator. 92. create pictures of your bosses head attached to playboys playmate of the months body then post on the web. 93. Dress up as Santa Clause during christmas and go to a local grocery store and begin to hand out boxes of candy canes from the candy cane display shelf. Do not buy the candy canes. 94. Give the anoying a sock of coal while in the store. 95. when purchasing a tie from a local department store purchase a pair of boxer shorts and ask the person working the till if they think your suite is too formal. 96. on casual day come to work dressed as various holiday people. for example come to work dressed as the easter bunny. 97. steal the nieghbors cat and give it a lion style haircut then return the cat 1 day later. 98. buy a box of girl guide cookies and secretly replace the filling of 1 cookie with exlax then hand out the cookies to fellow employees in a unknowingly game of russian roulette. For added fun put out of order signs on all the washrooms first. 99. if your boss is married send a stripogram of the same sex to his or her home with the stripper to sing the song happy birthday mr president on his or her wedding aniversary. 100. watch porn at a local pub with the sound off. make up your own dialogue. 101. go to pornographic web sites and sign up using your bosses email address. 102. leave a box of clenex on his chair each day befor he gets in. 103. create a cult religion worshiping the stapler at work so you can create religious holidays to take off work. 104. place a blow up sex doll in your bosses desk with his picture on its face during a tour of the plant. 105. go to a public pool and then drop in a unwrapped hershy bar into the pool. 106. put a copy of dragqueens r us magazine inside a bible at your local church. 107. give the number to a local to your boss and tell him that the number is for a very good massage therapist you heard of. 108. while riding the bus use your thumb and forefinger and pretend to squish the heads of the people at the front of the bus. 109. sit behind the busdriver on the bus. pretend to drive the bus. 110. using a red crayola marker draw a big red arrow pointing up on your forehead with the words" this end up "right below the arrow. See who notices. 111. while in the bowling ally begin to run and dive down the bowling lane instead of throwing the ball. try to knock down all the pins. 112. if you knock down all the pins begin to run to the start of the lane screeming strike. 113. create your own action figures of fellow employees. Display then on your desk in various poses. 114. create a hour long conversation with your boss consisting only of bad puns. 115. whenever the phone rings at work start belting out. "Danger will Robinson, Danger", then answer the phone like nothing happened. repeat until someone notices. 116. Answer the phone like a traffic news report. for example. Good morning it is a sunny day sitting at my desk here. not to busy on seat 45 how may i help you. 117. When answering the phone use the most masculine tone you can achieve and say your name as a feminate name. For example. Thank you for calling (so and so) my name is Sally how may I assist you. If you are female use feminate tone and a masculine name like Buck. 118. Start singing showtoons at your desk at work. Invite fellow workers to join in. Flintstones meet the Flintstones..... 119. create your very own wookie outfit out of cat hairballs. 120. replace the water in the vending machines at work with vodka. 121. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". 122. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 123. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 124. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. 125. read the list of things to do when you are bored. 126. make 50 different email accounts on hotmail and send terrorist threats to the whitehouse. use your boses name during sign up of the accounts. 127. when you and your family have sat down to dinner, explain to the that you have to let one of them go because you have'nt got enough money. 128. when the sales clerk scans an item look amazed and say wow magic. 129. come to work dressed as your favorite super hero. 130. Invite the local menonites to a barbeque at your home. Inivitations should say Satanic Barbeque bring your own sacrifice. 131. End Every sentence with " In accordance with the prophecy". 132. steel nieghbors christmas lawn ornaments and put on your car to make it look like a float arrange the lights in a sign so they read "eat me" then attempt to breakinto the christmas day parrade as a late float entry. 133. Every time you go to Mcdonalds send in a application using your boses name and work address and phone number. 134. As old people are crossing the steet hide behind the bushes and make screeching sounds. 135. when going to burger king at lunch get one of the paper crowns and wear it the rest of the day at work. pretend your the king. 136. Ask all the other employees "who's the king baby". 137. Leave a plat of butter on your kitchen stove and invite your neighbors to see your home made sculpture of the mona lisa. 138. When the guests arrive and see the melted plate of butter on the stove simply look up to the ceiling and say why god why. 139. Paint a big target right below your balcany with the words below it saying "Don't look down." As onlyookers stand in the target and ponder drop paint balloons off the balcany. 140. When the victem gets irrate on the incident blam it on the nieghbor above you to complete the cycle of retribution on the past months noise complaints. 141. make sure the victim is not your nieghbor first. 142. create your own life size elastic catapult. 143. Catapult fruit off your balcany using the new invention on earth day. 144. Create a scoring system for victims hit by the fruit. Then try to improove your score. 145. Create a mascot for work using a real potato and various items at work such as paperclips and pens. Name it Mr. Spuds. 146. Pay the security guard $20.00 to create a Id badge for Mr. Spuds. 147. Secretly steel Mr. Spuds 1 month later and email everyone with a missing person letter for Mr. Spuds last seen near green field. 148. after 1 month email everybody at work saying that Mr. Spuds has tragically died in a freek accident with a potato launcher. 149. Hold a memorial service for Mr. Spuds over a deep fryer. 150. steal a now leasing sign. add the letter p in front of the sign so it says now Pleasing and place on your nieghbors front lawn. 151. Place a small sign below the pleasing sign saying over 500 served. 152. dance around naked in the parking lot with a pilon on your head asking people if they seen your lucky charms. 153. say they are magically delicious. 154. Buy a new Rotwieler and name it Fluffy. Tell your neighbors that the loves , especially the slow big one. 155. wonder into a appartment building roaming the halls asking for hot girl. 156. Imitate your favorite seasame street caracter. pssst. eh bud wanna buy a letter M? 157. ask your girlfriend to play popcorn on the skin<b> flute. </font></b>158. fake terrets syndrom. shit fuck. 159. to break the uneasy silence in the elevator turn to the person next to you as you are getting off on your floor and say "i am not wearing any underwear" then walk away. 160. Walk around all day talking like jar jar binks or slow paul from fat albert. oba kaba 161. get a stuffed doll that looks like shamu the killer whale stick the front of the doll through the zipper of your trousers and stand on your desk and with a loud voice say to all "FREE WILLY". see who notices. 162. find 101 sexual uses for a cape. 163. When leaving work if the person who you are car pooling with turns off then on his alarm on his car becasue he forgot if it was on or not proceed to hump the bumper and say. "R2D2 i found you". as the alarm goes off stop and look away as if nothing happened. 164. go to wall mart and hide in the cloaths rack and ask people walking bye." pick me pick me. 165. grab a bag of M&m's and ask if you can put them on layaway. 166. When pulled over for speeding in canada demand to be served in french as it is required by law if asked that they serve you in french if asked. when the cop is done shake your head like you had no idea what he said. as he restarts in english ask for french again and see what the cop does. 168. Start a anual wheel chair race down the emergency ramp at a local hospital. when you get into a accident be thankfull you are at a hospital. 169. create a chat room and begin to chat to yourself. when another person enters the chat room ask them to leave beacuse you are having a private conversation. 170. See how high you can stack the cubicles. 171. change the screen saver of your bosses computer to gay porn. 172. send out email to fellow employees on desk decorating competition. winner to go for a trip for 2 to tahiti. 173. after reviewing everyones changes to thier desk declair yourself the winner and demand a paid vacation. 174. In winter during lunch time bet your co-worker to lick the light post. 175. after returning from outside while your co-worker still stuck to the pole. inform your boss that they will be late they had to lick something. 176. after getting drunk at your local pub or bar call AAA to tow your car home. tell them that your car broke down and your brother is going to fix it. 177. when missing the last bus home call the cops and say you are lost and need a ride home. see if they take you home. when they ask how old you are say 6 178. write a nasty chain letter then e-mail it to yourself. 179. on halloween come to work dressed as your bosses wife / husband whichever is applicable. 180. re-apolster your bosses chair. put auto inflate whoppy cushion underneath the upolstry. see if he notices. 181. start your own charity. Give potatos to hungry . call it Taters for Tots. 182. When in a department store ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard. 183. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man." 184. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed. 185. Try trousers on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 186. While at walmart Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men. 187. Take bets on the battle from above. 188. when at the mall Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 189. When in a elevator. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.. 190. When in a elevator at work. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on ask if they have an appointment. 191. Juggle 3 containers of Jello. There's always room for Jello. 192. Try to see if you can actually snort coke. be carefull of the icecubes 193. While at the mall go tobogganing down the up escalator. 194. create a rating system for how many people you knock down while tobogganing. 195. While waiting in the elevator. turn to the nearest persona and say with a big smile. "Its because my rice crispies told me to". then turn away act like nothing happend. 196. See how long it takes the person to get off the earliest floor to switch elevators. 197. when at the local pancake house ask for a texas omlette with hashbrowns and a side of bullox. (bullox is English slang for testicles). tell them what it means after they ponder for 20 min. 198. when the order arrives change your mind and say you want pancakes 199. while getting kicked out. ask for a application form. by law they have to accept it. 200. Duct tape a stuffed cat to the back window of your car. While driving see how long it takes for people to realize its a stuffed animal. For added bonus make the stuffed cat anamatronic to make the head twitch. |
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Sweety, only boring people get bored as far as I'm concerned! Pan  Teenagers are god's punishment for having sex!! Pan 
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Sweety, only boring people get bored as far as I'm concerned! Pan but for the list when you work graveyard shift and are stuck in a 4 by 3 cubicle not much you can do there
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