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Let's try posting on a Thursday
Let's try posting on a Thursday just because I haven't in a while - too much work, too much not wanting to write during the middle of the week. Okay, that's enough. Okay, that's the last thing I ever heard was a herd of buffalo (bison) stampeding on the plains of Oklahoma,<b> trampling </font></b>prairie grasses and prairie weeds and prairie dogs and whatever else was on the ground, but the worms under the ground escaped with no injury and they went on to rule the underground, even subjugating the mole people. Then, the dung beetles attacked the ant hills, for the ants where neither wholly above or wholly below the ground and the dung beetles didn't like that, and there being a surplus of dung about due to the recent passing stampede of buffalo (bison), the dung beetles went to work and plugged all the ant hills, even the ancillary entrances far from the main hole. And the world spun on its axis and the Martians harvested dry ice for their haunted houses and scary movies and everyone had sex as often as possible. So, there. you put the left foot in, you take the left foot out... |
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