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True Blood episode 3 recap
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True Blood episode 3 recap We knew even before the show began that there would be nudity. The only question: Was it going to be quality nudity? Our worst fears appeared to come true as Andy Belfour's butt went viral. Then we got one half dead breast......it wasn't looking promising. But lets save the good stuff for last....... Tara goes out of the freezer and into the tanning bed. Loved the cool vampire vision effects, now if we can just get past this baby vampire stuff and let her be the cool vampire she is capable of and we will do just fine. Lafayette has an evil demon inside that wants to poison all of Bon Temps. (great, just what we need, ANOTHER plot line for this season) Hoyt is officially all screwed up. On the flip side, he is now putting himself in position to be the catalyst of some wild vampire breast action Sookie pissed off Alcide (not because he killed his girl, but because she kept it a secret) and now owes him an apology. Can anyone give Sookie a hug without thinking of her breasts? Pam's whores were not exactly top tier, then again, this was probably the most historically accurate house ever depicted in cinema Jason nailed his teacher at least 15 years ago, which makes me wonder, how old is Jason now? Oh great, now we are getting into the "evils of seducing a young boy." I suppose we will address evolution in the next episode. And the end result: Jason will no longer be a catalyst for hot sex action. Guess we can rule out seeing the "Jessica Rabbit" roleplay. Hmmm, seems like a vampire confessing to being in love with her "brother" is worse than claiming to be part of an evil plot against the AVL. Terri is on some secret mission to (oh, nobody really cares about this story line) Rev. Neuland is the new Nan (oh, nobody really cares about him yet either) Throwing Bill into the Eric and Pam backstory......I guess it won't be long until we see him doing a cameo in Boardwalk Empire Did not appear: Luna, King Russell And now for the recap of what you had been waiting for: Jason gets some slightly off screen "Hot for Teacher" action, including a little boob flash here and there. But no Jason butt shot, and he goes all weepy on us, so that did not satisfy. Eric and Pam hooking up off screen. I guess this confirms we will never see Pam's rack. But the ladies got some Northman ass. But then we learn that the AVL counselwoman is actually Salome, of the "dance of the seven veils" and "head of John the Baptist" fame. (an old Star Trek writing trick, throw in an historically true fact into your plot line to create some realism). Of course, Alan Ball can't just let the Bible's version of events stand, he does have to retell the story makine Salome out to not be such a seductress..... or so it seemed. She nails not one, not two, but THREE vampires in one episode. That is better than Sookie's wildest dream! And so we learn that the best form of interrogation is not physical torture but seduction. Ok, so three thrusts from Bill does not actually make the grade on hot on screen action, but at least its a start. And by the end of the episode she was just letting everything hang out so the guys got what they had been pining for. So the official winner of the "first breast of the season" is: Some character we had never heard of before. And now the lingering questions: (cue Soap theme music) Is there a Tara/Sam hook up on the horizon? How will Sookie apologize to Alcide? Can you say "Dear Penthouse forum...." Was the cat hissing at Jason foreshadowing a werepanther turn? What was that wonderful smelling creature? (you would think that Jessica would know what half faerie smelled like) Who is the actual fundamentalist inside the AVL camp? Will Eric give Sookie back her home in exchange for her cooperation? When Jessica realizes that "daddy" isn't king anymore, will she have to pay for all the stuff she bought? Will Hoyt have a quality hook up in Fangtasia? What will the True Blood watching snack be for episode 4? These questions and many more will be answered (or raised) on the next episode of True Blood. |
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