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True Blood update, the one where Alcide is cool again  

nastytease4U 46F  
12104 posts
8/10/2013 3:34 am

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8/10/2013 10:03 am

True Blood update, the one where Alcide is cool again

Building slowly to the season finali……

Lets get past the boring part….

Terry, Terry, Terry….ok, I guess the subplot is how does she lose the 2 million dollars. Sadly, I am now missing the efriti

Uh oh, Alcide got caught in a lie. He fights, he kicks ass…he…….

Is cool again.

And there was much rejoicing.

Wait, why is Sam smelling the liberal douche’s hair?

No…

NO

NO!!!!!!!

Damn, she is gonna be a shifter mom, so I guess we are stuck with her

And to add insult to the “daddy oops” subplot, Sookie now walks in and declares her undying love for Sam (whom she blew off in season one)

Sorry Sook, but you have earned the title of “Bitch” for that move (don’t want to be human unless you have a boyfriend, boy, your character has fallen from grace)

At least you looked good in that denim skirt

And there was much rejoicing

Oh, little fairie girl going out drinking, don’t you remember the last time you went out drinking

DÉJÀ VU!

And the poor guy has to forget he saw Faierie boobs (hey, she is only two weeks old, she isn’t even allowed to have coffee yet). And is it just me, or is there a prohibition on any woman showing off boobs that are bigger than sookies? (and it isn’t just that, Game of thrones too, now don’t get me wrong, I like little perky boobs but can’t we have some variety!)

So, bad ass Eric is now biting into a fairie. So, what is Eric’s best moment of this episode:

Mocking Lillith as he is being levitated around by Bill’s mind
Denying the Fairie boob memory
Making Fairy land go dark

OK…what the hell kind of a prison is this. People can stroll around, prisoners can hookup and cuddle…..someone can be murdered in the hallway and nobody notices…..

And once again, my jealousy meter runs off the scale for Jason. Oh, poor Jason, being sexually tormented by an old “catholic girl” vampire

Drink the Trueblood Steve, drink the Trueblood Steve….wait, no, why WHY are you saving this sniveling shit

You have to give the<b> writers </font></b>credit, you REALLY REALLY REALLY want to see the Rev wife die

Ok, the season is winding down, and our lingering questions:

How are we going to get rid of the liberal douche?

Where is all the HOT sex they promised us?

Is anyone else getting the feeling we are stuck with Billith?

Are we about to enter the “we can walk in the sun” phase of the series?

Who do YOU want to kill the reverend’s wife?


DoctorBooty 43M
6426 posts
8/10/2013 7:54 am

I just want the Rev dead right now, I hate that fucker.


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