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Adult FriendFinder Haiku Valentine Contest!
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"Hey Babe, Wanna Fuck? The best things in life are Free." "Sorry, Two Hundred!" [image]
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I'll have sex with you When monkeys fly out your ass, Hell freezes over. [image]
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"WANNA GO FISHING?" I screamed out loud at the bar... Line up on the pier... [image]
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She gave awesome head... Now she's suing me for her stretch marks on her lips. [image]
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Blowjobs! A Dollar! A fifteen minute special! Hurry up and cum! [image]
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"What's your T-shirt say?" "Official Keg-stand T-shirt." "You do Boner stands?" [image]
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"Wanna fuck?" you ask. "Right here on this public bridge?" "Yes, Get on your back." [image]
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"No Rolex, No Sex," she said. "I have a HUGE cock." "Okay, that'll do." [image]
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2/8/2008 10:03 pm |
My tongue probed your cunt You bucked as I sucked your clit Your caress so light
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Here's your birthday gift Go ahead and try them on You like your new skis? [image]
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I practice safe sex All my friends keep telling me to, "Go Fuck Yourself!" [image]
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Got a new T-shirt It could not be more than true Says, "I'm with stupid." [image]
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My new tattoo. "Marge, bring me a bottle of beer." Bart and Lisa next. [image]
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Naked Mud Wrestling My favorite thing to watch Can I please join in? [image]
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Oh, my manhood throbs My penis is long and hard Get the ruler out. [image]
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I just about barfed watching your couples webcam Did he fucking die? [image]
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Try quitting smoking Shortens penis length and girth I'm here to tell you. [image]
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2/8/2008 8:54 pm |
great stuff man keep it up
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I know I'm a Freak Want double penetration? Was born with two cocks. [image]
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2/8/2008 8:38 pm |
I woke up early to find your muff in my face mmm, breakfast in bed
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2/8/2008 8:35 pm |
Deep inside your ass I squirt my hot man butter Ah, lovely creampie
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2/8/2008 8:33 pm |
Tonight you are gone The night is long and lonely Guess I'll just spank it
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Oh mufnbufr Can I be your Ice Cream Cone? I promise Heaven [image]
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New job! Film Porn Star Need a new screen alias... How 'bout "Dick Chainy?" [image]
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Latest headlines say, Osama bin Laden has a brand new turban. [image]
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