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Naughty Carol Contest! THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. CHECK BACK TOMORROW 12/28 FOR YOUR WINNERS! A day or two ago I found a dating site I wanted to get laid– Preferably that night! They quizzed me on my brains, Emotions, and romance, But I don't care about those things I just want to drop my pants! Oh… Jingle balls, jingle balls, Hairy ones and shaved! Oh what fun it is to post My cock online today! HEY! -ALT.com member masterlorelei Now it’s your turn! The FriendFinder-x elves want you to write a naughty holiday carol for us in our Naughty Carol Contest! Unwrap your best holiday fantasy, tell us what mommy was really doing to Santa, or show us where you prefer to hang the mistletoe ‒ and you could win a Gold Membership! Sit down with your milk and cookies and write your dirtiest carol or holiday limerick ‒ it needs to rhyme, and we're looking for originality and creativity! Make us laugh or make us melt! And remember, our elves don't like naughty plagiarists ‒ if you can find it on the Internet, so can we! Multiple entries are permitted (one entry per blog post). To enter, post a comment here containing your entry. The deadline to enter is Tuesday, December 27th at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time . There will be no voting period for this contest. The team at FriendFinder-x will pick the top 3 winners, which will be announced on Wednesday, Dec. 28th. Prizes for this contest are: First Place: 1-year Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Second Place: 6-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Third Place: 3-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Specific Contest Rules: 1. All entries must adhere to the Terms of Use. 2. To be valid, entries must rhyme and not exceed the 200 word limit. Invalid entries may be deleted without notice. 3. Pseudonyms only; no real names or handles allowed. 4. All entries must be submitted by Tuesday, December 27th at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time. 5. General contest rules apply. |
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1 post 12/27/2011 10:42 am |
I wish me a tranny for christmas I wish me a tranny for christmas I wish me a tranny for christmas and screw her all year...
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It's the most wonderful time of the year, (Ding dong ding dong) With swingers jingle belling, And everyone out at the pub, drinking their beers, It's the most wonderful time of the year, (Ding dong ding dong) It's the hot-hottest season of all, With those holiday greetings and the hot horny meetings, When lovers come to call, It's the hot-hottest season of all, There'll be swingers parties for hosting, Lots of spit roasting, And promising men can be blowed, There'll be sexy new stories, And tales of the glories of, Hot christmases long, long ago, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lots of camel-toeing, And cocks will start growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be orgies for hosting, Much much more spit roasting, And shagging outside in the snow, There’ll be horny hot stories, And tales of the glories of, Sex orgies long, long ago, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lots of camel-toeing, And cocks will be growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lot's and lot's felatt-io, And cocks will be growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time of the year! SeXyHoLXX 
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It's the most wonderful time of the year, (Ding dong ding dong) With swingers jingle belling, And everyone out at the pub, drinking their beers, It's the most wonderful time of the year, (Ding dong ding dong) It's the hot-hottest season of all, With those holiday greetings and the hot horny meetings, When lovers come to call, It's the hot-hottest season of all, There'll be swingers parties for hosting, Lots of spit roasting, And promising men can be blowed, There'll be sexy new stories, And tales of the glories of, Hot christmases long, long ago, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lots of camel-toeing, And cocks will start growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be orgies for hosting, Much much more spit roasting, And shagging outside in the snow, There’ll be horny hot stories, And tales of the glories of, Sex orgies long, long ago, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lots of camel-toeing, And cocks will be growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lot's and lot's felatt-io, And cocks will be growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time of the year! SeXyHoLXX
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Only if my Stepmom knew who was Santa this Xmas? Zip down, pants off You can see my long balls Jingling, jingling all the way Jingling to her pussy entrance with no delay Shave pussy clear pussy well cut pussy Looking smooth like a baby butt Pussy like this you have to touch Pussy like this I seek, only a fool would not eat, Love, kiss, hold and suck, plays with the clits then fuck. Oh what a fun it is to slide in her splay Pussy so tight, pussy just right, my dick filled the hole tight Virgin? I can’t say… Joyful I’m, she came my way, Fat pussy lips, riding my dick slow While I’m spreading her butt cheeks In and out my big juicy dick goes, pussy so wet I could tell she going to explode Before you know, juice flowing My dick hard like a rock She sucked it like a lollipop Back against the wall I’m about to pop, Her lips, her lips, her lips Her soft smooth lips did the trick… A rich creamy load splashing on her face blessing her with grace She was joyful to taste
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Rudolph the Cross-Dressing Reindeer Rudolph the cross-dressing reindeer Liked to put on women’s clothes And he looked rather sexy In a corset and fishnet hose All of the other cross-dressers Used to bitch when they heard his name They didn’t like it because Rudolph Was so damn good as hot looking dame Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came out, said he was gay He said, Rudolph in that dress so tight Won’t you ride my dick tonight? They invited all the reindeer to an orgy And the elves joined in with glee Rudolph the cross-dressing reindeer Won’t you come have sex with me? Rudolph the cross-dressing reindeer Won’t you come have sex with me?
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Santa Claus is a Drag Queen Downtown Yes if you found out, It would make you cry; Mrs. Claus without a doubt, Is really a guy. Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown! After taking a piss, He jacks off twice; But wearing women’s clothing is his favorite vice. Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown! He pees on you when you're sleeping, He’ll blow you when you're awake; He knows if you've had an orgasm, So don’t fake it for goodness sake! O! Yes if you found out, It would make you cry; Mrs. Claus without a doubt, Is really a guy. Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown! Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown!
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You're My `Ho’! Oh the leather cattails is frightful, But your tongue is so delightful, And the way you gave me an O, You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! Your ass shows signs of cropping, And I've done some cornhole popping, Your lips have gone way down low, You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! When your pussy gets so tight, cunnilingus I’m going to perform! But if you'll get me off right, All of my jizz’ll be so warm. Your chest is slowly sighing, And, your legs, we're still untying, But as long as you fuck me slow, You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’!
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Santa Claus Is Stalking You Down There isn’t a doubt Definitely Bi If she won’t put out He will find a guy Santa Claus is stalking you down He's grabbing his cock And stroking it twice; Harder than a rock Squeezed tight in a vice Santa Claus is stalking you down He gropes you when you're sleeping He molests when you're awake He knows if you're alone at night Lock the door for goodness sake! O! There isn’t a doubt Definitely Bi If she won’t put out He will find a guy Santa Claus is stalking you down Santa Claus is stalking you down
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12/27/2011 4:10 am |
Naughty version of a white Christmas (White jizzmus) I'm creaming all my white jizzmus For all the girls I love to show When the wet pussies glisten All the strokers listen To hear the vibrators make her juices flow I creaming all my white jizzmus With every cam I click on at night May her pussy be hot wet and tight And may all your ejaculations be long and white I creaming all my white jizzmus With every cam I click on at night May her pussy be hot wet and tight And may all your ejaculations be long and white
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12/26/2011 10:11 pm |
Away with a stranger The party was dead The drunk college students Made off to their bed They got to her house And he started foreplay She suddenly stopped and him So that she could say I hope you don’t mind but I like the backdoor Some guys wont try anal So I ask before The lad had to wonder If this would be safe But then shoved his cock in Away to its base She screamed out in pleasure And started to cry The lad showed no mercy and bit her left thigh for twenty long minutes their bodies were fused but when the lad finished he only felt used
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Have a holly jolly fuckfest with FriendFinder-x well i sure know my load i'll blow when i find some nice rear Have a holly jolly fuckfest and some sweet pussy to eat say hello to the friends you blow and all the horny ones you meet oh oh lick down low hung down to his knee somebody waits for you fuck her once for me Have a holly jolly fuckfest you can meet her right here oh, bygolly have a holly jolly fuckfest this year
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Erupt Lick-ing my candy-cane I e-rupt in-side your mouth I am like cham-pagne Your tongue cleans me We move like a train I e-rupt with-out a doubt You move like a vane Your so horn-y Your juice falls like rain You e-rupt-ed all a-round Don`t stop,please re-main Slow-ly rock me Let your bod-y drain When you e-rupt,I`m dous-ed You are my sex chain I am hap-py
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Foursome How a-bout a four-some Three girls and a guy Lets take off our den-im I`ll watch you and you watch me How a-bout a four-some Oh girls don`t be shy May I touch your bos-om Then please lick me like cand-y One plus three is four-some Lock me with your thigh We can play at ran-dom On top,the side or dog-gie Three plus one is four-some Give this sex a try It`s your chance for free-dom I will be your love gen-ie
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Santa baby, slip a dildo under the tree, or three I've been an awful bad girl, Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, WeVibe would be loverly too, light blue I'll keep my legs open, dear Santa baby, scurry down my chimney tonight Think of all the fun I haven't had, Think of the faces I haven't sat on Next year I could be, oh so good Stand under the mistletoe, Feed me your wood Santa honey, I wanna poke, that ain't No joke I've been a cougar all year Santa baby, fill me with your chimney tonight Santa baby, one more thing I really do need, the deed Done to that vagina of mine Santa cutie, hurry down, bang me tonight Santa cutie, filling my stockings with juicy thighs Put your ex outta mind, Santa baby, come and eat my snatch tonight Come and taste my slick pussy, Then you can lick my sweet fanny I really do believe in you, Let's see if you can give me your hot white goo Santa honey, forgot to mention one big ol' thing - your dink Wanna suck on your bone Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight
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1 post 12/26/2011 12:45 pm |
Dashing through the house Undressing as we go The floor is covered with All her sexy clothes I come up behind her And gently smack her ass I wonder just how long I can make this last Oh damn she’s hot, damn she’s fine with those tits bouncing Up and down and all around this has got to be a dream Oh, Santa Clause you naughty man, made my Christmas wish come true With just a few more bounces I know that I’ll be through She quickly says hold on And instantly jumps off Heads on down below And starts sucking my cock I tell her to turn around Put those lips to mine Before we know what’s going on We’re doing 69 Hey, damn she’s hot, damn she’s fine, her sweet mouth on my schlong Again it makes me wonder if I can make this last real long She just squirted in my mouth how’d she know I wanted some Oh hey girl you better watch out because here I cuuuuuuuuuummmm!!!!!!
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little cummer toy cum she told me pa rum pum pum pum a cream filled hole to see, pa rum pum pum pum I slip on my cock ring pa rum pum pum pum I watch your tits bouncing pa rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum she sit's on top of him pa rum pum pum pum when we cum hey baby pa rum pum pum pum my cock is hard for you pa rum pum pum pum your husband's watching pa rum pum pum pum while i make your pussy scream pa rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum shall i cum for you pa rum pum pum pum on your bum he nodded pa rum pum pum pum to fill you up this time pa rum pum pum pum you look and smile at him pa rum pum pum pum you spread your legs for him pa rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum then he smiled at me pa rum pum pum pum me and my cum
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Sung to Up On The House Top Up On My Cock Top Up on my cock top, Nice red lips, You’re gonna give me lots of licks. Down on my cock shaft, You suck me slow, Then faster action To make it blow. Ho, ho, ho! The juices flow! Ho, ho, ho! The juices flow! Up on my cock top, Lick, lick, lick, Then down in your pussy, With my big dick. I lick your pussy, And make it swell. Oh dear girl! I’ll fill it well! I give you a stroking From side to side, And you open up For a wide ride. Ho, ho, ho! The juices flow! Ho, ho, ho! The juices flow! Up on my cock top, Lick, lick, lick, Then down in your pussy, With my big dick. More deep sensations from Softlysubtle.
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This is a visual series that I started working on before the contest was announced - click the links to see the pictures. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Twelve chilly cyclists, The Twelfth Day of Xmas Eleven speedo'd Santas, The Eleventh Day of Xmas Ten naked rockers, The Tenth Day of Xmas Nine bathing beauties, The Ninth Day of Xmas Eight maids a-drinking, The Eighth Day of Xmas Seven ladies dancing, The 7th Day of Xmas Six dudes a-leaping, The Sixth Day of Xmas ::Five...nipple...rings:: The Fifth Day of Xmas Four calling birds, The Fourth Day of Xmas Three French men, The Third Day of Xmas Two nerds I love, The Second Day of Xmas and a pinup girl in front of a tree. The Twelve Days of Xmas   
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Jump On My Hard Cock by BalangBalagDo (Up On The House Top) Jump on my hard cock, its hard because Im always horny, it's one of my flaws Even as I'm sleeping, I dream that my dick Is getting a blow job, lick lick lick Yo yo yo, C'mon give it a blow Whoa whoa whoa.. it's just for girls, you know so Jump on my hard cock and make it quick Dont forget the nutsack, just give 'em a flick Yo yo yo, name's Balang Balang Do Hey where'd you go? That wasn't nice, ho. Aw Shit! Nobody's here to sit on my dick Back to FriendFinder-x to get another chick. Yo yo yo There goes another hot pic C'mon find me girls, I'm Balang Butsekik It's Now Time To Go, There's a rumble from my prick Cant get cum on my Laptop, It makes the keys stick! Thank You Madison Square Garden!! Remember to get your pets laid and your ex-boyfriends neutered! Merry Clitlicks and Slappy Your Rear!
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I Saw Mommy Humping Santa Claus by BalangBalangDo (Best when sung to the Jackson 5 version.) (Beginning spoken)(Hearing a moan) Wow! Mommy's humping Santa Claus! I saw mommy humping Santa Claus I watched him lick her cameltoe with fright Now Santa gives me the creeps I can never go back to sleep I'm gonna be fucked up for life Coz they couldn't be discreet Then I saw mommy lick up Santa's load Like a frog's tongue when it tries to catch a FLYYYYYYYYYYY! Oh I wish you could have seen What Daddy did when he walked in Daddy hacking off Santa's cock With a knife! (the brothers) I saw mommy humping (humpin humpin) Santa Claus (spoken) I did, I really did see mommy humping Santa Claus! And if she goes to hell, I'm Glad! Then I saw daddy pick up Santa's cock n He threw it right into mommy's EYYYYYYYYE! Oh Shit! What a fuckin sin Seein a hole where Santa's dick just had been What my mommy did fucked me up For Life!!!!! Stop laughin I ain't jokin, n Wipe off that stupid grin Mommy just fucked me up Fooor Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!! (Spoken) I did.. I did.. I really did see mommy humping Santa Claus.. You gotta believe me.. You just gotta believe me.. C'mon fellas believe me.. you gotta believe me
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12/25/2011 10:14 pm |
Christmas my friends is in the air ho,ho,ho Another fuck fest, is coming to bring in the New Year Out with the mistletoe and off with the cloths Santa is coming and will be looking for his hole This site came to me the other day Out of this world, it blew me away Ladies showing themselves on sexual display Wanting to be fucked in all sorts of ways I wrote to Santa and put down my needs, I wanted more Told him i want to fuck them like never before He got back to me saying his bag was bloated and about to explode I told him have faith, your dick will be satisfied like never before He chuckled saying, ho, ho, ho daddy Christmas is going to blow his load On the night Santa came all over the world Everyone thought it was snow But no But no, thanks to this site Santa lost his load
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I feel my pecker tinglin, balls are jingling too Come on and tell me whether, i can link em together with you. I need a hot sleek mommy to slip slommy into, I must be over eager, Cause even your beaver will do. Get it up, Get it up, Get it up lets go, your butt is to slow, start hoppin like a rabbit in the snow here it comes, here it comes, here it comes my dear, hot jizz in your ear. I know its not easy for you hanging from that chandelier! I new a new postion for a sperm worm fishin with you. I wanna jam my puts and both my nuts in your shoe. I feel my pecker tinglin balls are jingling too, Comon be so pleasent to pump my present in you.
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1 post 12/25/2011 8:53 pm |
twinkle twinkle pussies here can i get 1 to fuck it here up and down on my dick so high like the effile tower in the sky When the blazing sun is gone, when he nothing shines upon, let me play with your pussies all the night
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Twas the night before Christmas Dildos tucked away in the house All the neighbors were knocking The fluffer boy was aroused Tits were bouncing By the chimney with care In hopes that St. Peter Had cum prepared The pussy was pumped Her ass was plugged Squeezing hard nipples Her body felt mugged Mom with her night cap Dad with a grin There was no doubt He was committing sin Out in the yard In the winter glow We fucked in a hurry We don’t like the snow Away to the house We ran with a rush To heat up our bodies And squirt with a gush My hands on her breast Sucking her clit real slow It only took a moment To get a rise below Working her pussy She screamed hell no Im fucking her fast But she wants it slow Harder and faster I want it deep She chokes on my cock Until she weeps Now Karen Now Suzy Now Letitia Oh yes shes delicious On Lisa On Sherry On Becky On Mary To the top Of the list To the top Of the wall Now cum along It’s the last cum call
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[image] This Dark Carol is in the style of O Christmas Tree Ghetto Romeo and Juliet, The Rock Opera. Final Act By BalangbalangDo This Song is Sung by 2 Characters. I'll Use Pink For The Woman's Part and Blue For The Dude's Part. Scene Opens With The Woman Walking Into Her Man's Apartment Catching Him In The Act of Having a Sexual Affair. Holy shit Henry, Who the fuck is she? and who the fuck are the other three? Oh Kristin please I am so sorry, this shit was not supposed to be. 4 girls, Henry? and you cheat on me! you should be killed you mother fucker Ok baby freeze it aint like that, squeeze, they came here to fuck my brother. what do you mean? I saw evrything, you're cock in one, licking the other 3. oh Kristin please, no, fuck you henry, let me explain, no, you just leave me be.. What I just saw, I can't believe. holy shit?! that's you mommy? This fuckin shit's just way too much for me! oh kristin please i'm begging on my knees, cant you stop this and come join in with me? Oh Henry, Fuck you , and fuck you mommy, too.. how could you two do this shit to me? you jackass henry, mom-ho has herpes, keep your disgusting dick far away from me! what? Mom-ho has a disease? her pussy's got from under cheeze! take mom-ho with you, that fuckin sleeze.. me and you are through.. my mom's a pig like you.. .. go fuck yourself, mom-ho the same thing goes for you! im not here for you, i fuck your brother too. coz you cant fuck, you dont know what to do. the next time that i see you.. i'll knock your teeth out boo.. its the last thing you'll ever see me do! who cares what you said, *boom*, see that?.. you're fuckin dead.. i can go back to living peacefully mom-ho cant you see, what this has done to me, now its your turn, *boom* you're dead like henry, holy shit what did i do? now i have to die with you.. goodbye world and fuck all of you too! *boom* Merry Christmas!
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