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Proved Me Wrong He Did
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Proved Me Wrong He Did SAID : I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. HUSBAND SAID : A clean house is a sure sign of a broken computer. MOM/WIFE SAID : Hire a while they still know it all. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Is it time for your medication or mine? Don't we all just love our families Well I must report labor day was a complete success !! I did try to wear him out but I must sadly report I failed.. I did somewhat succeed in giving him tongue cramps. He however completely worn my butt out !! Guess he made me eat em, my own words, ( I threatened to wear his butt out ) but I liked it  I'm telling you, I'm still dragging butt from all the fun seems he proved me wrong.. Had a conference for my little yo-yo at school yesterday to see what services he needs but they said lets wait and see, I get so fed up with these people... If you got yourself a , or an asshole for a hubby let's take some deep cleansing breaths together and then laugh alittle. Bob and Sue have been married for 12 yrs. and never have sex with the lights on. One night Sue turned on the lights while they were having sex. How shocked she was when she saw her husband with a dildol in his hands. Sue yelled you impotient fucker !! You lying of abitch !! Bob stopped her and said, I'm a lying of a bitch ?? Than maybe you would like to explain our 3 ? Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is? A. It's like a French kiss, but down under. Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet ?? A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it. A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language. Alright, said the husband, when I want sex, I'll rub your right breast. When I don't want sex, I'll rub your left breast. Okay, said the wife. What should I do then ?? Well when you want to have sex, he told her, rub my penis once. When you don't want any sex rub it 200 times xoxox 
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9/5/2007 5:56 pm |
Glad you had a ghood time LOve I thought somethin was wrong but i see you got jokes and the toilet one is classic roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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hmmm sigh wearing yout butt out, making you eat your own words sure sounds like you had fun loves smiles thanks for the laughs btw im Australian ... can i kiss you? hugs and kisses passion
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9/5/2007 8:13 pm |
Hi Hon! So happy you had a great labor day weekend!!! Loved all your jokes!!!! Very funny!!! Thanks for all the laughs!!! Sometimes we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
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Funny jokes....glad you got some action over the long weekend Women Women everywhere and not a pussy to eat......
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9/5/2007 9:12 pm |
very nice loves..although it's been a few days, i'm glad Labor Day was a success for you...I'm in a void at the moment..but i'm sure like all things, this will come to a pass too..Take care sweets D fiery SAL   
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very nice loves..although it's been a few days, i'm glad Labor Day was a success for you...I'm in a void at the moment..but i'm sure like all things, this will come to a pass too..Take care sweets  Hugs
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Funny jokes....glad you got some action over the long weekend  it had been awhile since I got it good he works to dang much.
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Hi Hon! So happy you had a great labor day weekend!!! Loved all your jokes!!!! Very funny!!! Thanks for all the laughs!!! I was just wondering where you were
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hmmm sigh wearing yout butt out, making you eat your own words sure sounds like you had fun loves smiles thanks for the laughs btw im Australian ... can i kiss you? hugs and kisses passion I picked that joke just for you  of course you can kiss me.
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Glad you had a ghood time LOve I thought somethin was wrong but i see you got jokes and the toilet one is classic I had never seen the toilet one before, dang I try and keep em fresh
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what can't take alittle teasin' you know you love it
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~wipes tears from eyes~ to funny... sides hurt, can't stop laughing  ~jeff
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That's my favorite one liner
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Hi ibnote thanks for stopping by my little space, and yes those can be quite satisfying
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Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is? A. It's like a French kiss, but down under. Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet ?? A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it. very funny !
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I got worn out myself
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Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is? A. It's like a French kiss, but down under. Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet ?? A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it. very funny !
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I think its great you had a better one this year, hope everything continues to get better for ya too
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