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WHO'S YOUR DADDY ????
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WHO'S YOUR DADDY ???? The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'father's details'. or putting it another way... Who's your Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms for dependent support. #11 takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Maria was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Linda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my , as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party, if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his ph one number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my . He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my 's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of Lisa's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my was as they all look the same to me . 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? B who was also borned at the same time... well, I don't have clue. 9. From the dates it seems that my was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Della Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support them. |
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I suspect there are more than just a few new "special ed." students in the pipeline.   The perversity of the universe is unbounded.
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